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by **Judge** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:16 am

good mid-morning

by **scouser 'til I die** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:28 pm

Dundalk wrote:PHOTOSHOP ??

It's THING from Adams Family :laugh:

by **66-1112520797** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:05 pm

TAX INSPECTOR MEETS RABBI]

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a Synagogue.

While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles"

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

"What about all these bread -wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was
trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.

"We collect them and send them back to the manufactures, and
every now and then they send us a free box of bread - wafers."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could
fluster the know - it - all Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover
foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office,
and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

by **red37** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:14 pm

Why is it...

That when you are making a cuppa, you stand there stirring the bag around the cup...put the sugar in...then the milk. And it all looks just the right colour (after seemingly taking ages sometimes)

But then!

Just when its all going nice and tickety-boo and you dig the teaspoon in to retrieve the bag at the critical moment.....the c*nt falls off and back in the cup making the brew too strong - IN A F**KIN INSTANT!!! :angry:

by **66-1112520797** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:20 pm

red37 wrote:Why is it...

That when you are making a cuppa, you stand there stirring the bag around the cup...put the sugar in...then the milk. And it all looks just the right colour (after seemingly taking ages sometimes)

But then!

Just when its all going nice and tickety-boo and you dig the teaspoon in to retrieve the bag at the critical moment.....the c*nt falls off and back in the cup making the brew too strong - IN A F**KIN INSTANT!!!

Crikey cobber you make a pedantic cuppa.

On another note I wish we hadnt of lost the war of independance to the Yanks .......... There all f.ucking nuts and this world would of been better off with them under the commowealth.

Rant over !

by **red37** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:24 pm

There's a plan :;):

by **babu** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:24 pm

Bamaga man wrote:
red37 wrote:Why is it...

That when you are making a cuppa, you stand there stirring the bag around the cup...put the sugar in...then the milk. And it all looks just the right colour (after seemingly taking ages sometimes)

But then!

Just when its all going nice and tickety-boo and you dig the teaspoon in to retrieve the bag at the critical moment.....the c*nt falls off and back in the cup making the brew too strong - IN A F**KIN INSTANT!!!

Crikey cobber you make a pedantic cuppa.

On another note I wish we hadnt of lost the war of independance to the Yanks .......... There all f.ucking nuts and this world would of been better off with them under the commowealth.

Rant over !

u wouldn't say that if you were french living in America at the time. or Malay living in Malaysia, or Irish living in Aus. Or Indian living ... rrrr feck it you get my point.

ps i love the irony btw...

by **66-1112520797** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:41 pm

u wouldn't say that if you were french living in America at the time. or Malay living in Malaysia, or Irish living in Aus. Or Indian living ... rrrr feck it you get my point.

Honestly who gives a f,uck about the French

I'm sorry as ironic as it sounds this World would be better off.

by **Ciggy** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:44 pm

Alrite scalls hows it goin :kungfu:

by **AB's Red Army** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:14 am

Long time no see eh?

by **66-1112520797** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:16 am

So you decided to come back AB, welcome back fella.

by **AB's Red Army** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:17 am

Due to your persistence yes

by **66-1112520797** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:27 am

Well its good to see you back, like I said before I apologise about my behaviour last time around.

We need some more good footie posters around here, this place has gone down abit IMO, just ask Woolly.

So like Rafa I have signed AB from talk.lfc for an undiclosed fee, that should bolster the Newkitt squad up .

by **AB's Red Army** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:28 am

My wages are high though but I'm not injury prone like Kewell.

by **66-1112520797** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:30 am

AB's Red Army wrote:My wages are high though but I'm not injury prone like Kewell.

Hmmm I knew they'd be a stumbling block, Okay done deal, just dont get injured.

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