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Postby ckay » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:46 am

Woman jailed for testicle attack 
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

  I am in no way a violent person

Amanda Monti 

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:52 am

geoff :D
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Postby GRAHAM01 » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:53 am

from that we can take it she was a spitter and not a swollower :p
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Postby CardinalRed » Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:11 pm

Blimey, just how hard do you have to pull to take a knacker off? my eyes are watering thinking about it..........!!!!

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Postby jkop » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:59 am

Ouch................. :sniffle
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Postby redtrader74 » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:11 am

We need a poster campaign for her, 'stay away from this Woman,she is F*cking Dangerous' !!
AAaaargghhh, just thinking about that is painful, on top of everything else eveyone now knows that a GEOFF JONES form Liverpool has lost his ball.
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Postby kunilson » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:28 am

ouch.
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Postby tithead » Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:41 pm

What a kinky bi-atch.
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Postby shanks72 » Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:52 pm

sorry, but I find this hilarious!!!!  :laugh:  :laugh:  :p
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Postby LFC2007 » Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:52 pm

Ouch!!!

If it's true, what a crazy world we live in!
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Postby Big Niall » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:27 pm

its just a bit of foreplay :D
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Postby The Ace1983 » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:40 pm

Evil B1tch! Makes 'em shrink just reading that.
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Postby tithead » Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:04 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:Evil B1tch! Makes 'em shrink just reading that.

They can get that small?  :oh:
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Postby ajaxs21 » Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:14 pm

that gotta to hurt lol:p
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