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by **66-1112520797** » Mon May 21, 2007 5:39 am

Sam Allardyce has let go of one of the worst defenders the Prem has ever seen, infact as long as Brambles got a hole in his @rse he'll never be a defender.

Heres a short compilation to remind us of what we're gonna miss.

by **The Manhattan Project** » Mon May 21, 2007 6:29 am

Did you know that through his parentage, Titus Bramble qualifies to play for the national team of Montserrat, a British possession in the Caribbean left virtually uninhabitable due to the presence of the extremely dangerous Soufriere Hills volcano?

by **66-1112520797** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:11 am

The Manhattan Project wrote:Did you know that through his parentage, Titus Bramble qualifies to play for the national team of Montserrat, a British possession in the Caribbean left virtually uninhabitable due to the presence of the extremely dangerous Soufriere Hills volcano?

No I did not, but thank you for that educational bit of information.

by **chiggz_likes_owen** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:52 am

What a fooking donk.

by **metalhead** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:54 am

Oh comon he is a world class defender, he helped us beat newcastle in 2004/2005 season, with a classical header.

His tackles are sublime, everytime he mistimes them!

LEGEND

:bowdown

by **jonnymac1979** » Mon May 21, 2007 10:10 am

The Manhattan Project wrote:Did you know that through his parentage, Titus Bramble qualifies to play for the national team of Montserrat, a British possession in the Caribbean left virtually uninhabitable due to the presence of the extremely dangerous Soufriere Hills volcano?

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

by **stoney** » Mon May 21, 2007 10:50 am

The Manhattan Project wrote:Did you know that through his parentage, Titus Bramble qualifies to play for the national team of Montserrat, a British possession in the Caribbean left virtually uninhabitable due to the presence of the extremely dangerous Soufriere Hills volcano?

You've just reminded me about when I used to study about volcanoes in geography at gcse. :down:

by **CardinalRed** » Mon May 21, 2007 4:49 pm

The scary thing about this bloke is that he's been earning a Premiership wage for 5 years! he'll probably get a Championship club though...... Truly THE worst defender in the history of the Prem'?

:cool:

by **jkop** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:58 am

After watching that i suppose Josemi was'nt that bad.

by **66-1112520797** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:26 am

jkop wrote:After watching that i suppose Josemi was'nt that bad.

He made Josemi look like Franco Baresi.

by **Reinas No.1 Fan** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:19 am

I think the Benny Hill music would have fitted much better there.

by **The Ace1983** » Tue May 22, 2007 11:09 am

I saw the title of the thread and spent the next two minutes laughing my head off. Good ol Tit.us.
Cheers for that B-man. Made me :laugh:

by **jkop** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:49 pm

Bamaga man wrote:
jkop wrote:After watching that i suppose Josemi was'nt that bad.

He made Josemi look like Franco Baresi.

I know but watching him is so comical, everytime he touched the ball the Newcastle fans must have been in panic.

by **66-1112520797** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:51 pm

jkop wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:
jkop wrote:After watching that i suppose Josemi was'nt that bad.

He made Josemi look like Franco Baresi.

I know but watching him is so comical, everytime he touched the ball the Newcastle fans must have been in panic.

I'll say.

He was like an extra striker for us.

by **jkop** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:02 pm

He was that good at scoring he struck fear in every other Newcastle defender. (and goalkeeper)

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