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by **metalhead** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:58 am

Judge wrote:A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told
the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can
bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about
it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died
here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."

thats what im on about judge

by **Judge** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:46 am

Ciggy wrote:
Judge wrote:cheers

perve

well its your arse cigs im squeezing

by **babu** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:54 pm

Judge wrote:cheers

its mesmerising.

by **Judge** » Fri May 11, 2007 4:33 pm

babu wrote:
Judge wrote:cheers

its mesmerising.

cheers

finished work now, off home - yehar giggity giggity

by **account deleted by request** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:15 pm

I have just spent the best part of 4 days chasing down an intermittant fault on my comp. Drivers, anti virus, hard drive, network etc etc all checked. Uninstalled various progs that "could have been the problem". Finally found out it was a bad stick of RAM, when in desperation I used a memory tester. I only got the comp at Christmas so I am not best pleased. :angry:

by **dawson99** » Sat May 12, 2007 8:14 am

just seen one of the sh!tty cheatski sites... absolute disgrace. wont say what sort of pics they have put up about us...but totally sums up why i hate them more than manure. how can that get me riled up so much at 8.14 on a saturday morning!!!

gah!!!

oh, morning all :cool:

by **account deleted by request** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:48 am

morning Dawson, whenever I get annoyed at the Mancs or Chelsea I just visit a Newcastle forum. They are so bitter and upset you just can't help laughing. I even find myself feeling sorry for them at times

by **account deleted by request** » Sat May 12, 2007 10:33 am

If you think having sex is a pain in the ar$e you might be doing something wrong.....

by **babu** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:41 am

s@int wrote:If you think having sex is a pain in the ar$e you might be doing something wrong.....

what if you're a raging homo? (not talking me of course...

)

by **The Canadian Red Army** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:57 am

My hand has fallen asleep, What do I do?

by **account deleted by request** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:59 am

Let it rest mate , its probably been working hard all night

by **dawson99** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:25 pm

The Canadian Red Army wrote:My hand has fallen asleep, What do I do?

nail varnish and pretend its a womans hand :;):

by **EDaSilva** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:49 pm

The Canadian Red Army wrote:My hand has fallen asleep, What do I do?

Have a W*nk. That should wake your hand up

by **jkop** » Sun May 13, 2007 7:43 am

The Canadian Red Army wrote:My hand has fallen asleep, What do I do?

Use the other one.

by **jkop** » Sun May 13, 2007 7:44 am

dawson99 wrote:
The Canadian Red Army wrote:My hand has fallen asleep, What do I do?

nail varnish and pretend its a womans hand

Got plenty of nail varnish then ?

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