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Postby account deleted by request » Wed May 09, 2007 10:16 pm

metalhead wrote:
Judge wrote:A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told
the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can
bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."  The man thought about
it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

        The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend  only $150?"  The man replied, "Long ago a man died
here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."

haha.. thats a good one s@int!  :D

Its too good to be one of mine Metalhead   :(
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Postby Judge » Thu May 10, 2007 7:36 am

s@int wrote:
metalhead wrote:
Judge wrote:A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told
the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can
bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."  The man thought about
it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

        The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend  only $150?"  The man replied, "Long ago a man died
here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."

haha.. thats a good one s@int!  :D

Its too good to be one of mine Metalhead   :(

:D

read it again metalhead  :D



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Postby Rafa D » Thu May 10, 2007 7:43 am

Good Morning Everybody!!!

Frankie Says Relax

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Postby Rafa D » Thu May 10, 2007 7:56 am

At a womens rights protest:

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See the sign in the back ground?  :D
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Postby account deleted by request » Thu May 10, 2007 8:03 am

Rafa-Dodd wrote:At a womens rights protest:

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See the sign in the back ground?  :D

I bet they ironed something else when they turned round and saw him  :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu May 10, 2007 9:22 am

Beckham recently spoke at the funeral of that ex England player.   
They were after a dead ball specialist




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Postby 66-1112520797 » Thu May 10, 2007 12:57 pm

Rafa-Dodd wrote:At a womens rights protest:

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See the sign in the back ground?  :D

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Postby Rafa D » Thu May 10, 2007 1:09 pm

Good Afternoon.

Ive been here twice!!
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Postby metalhead » Thu May 10, 2007 10:21 pm

Aye.. sorry i discredited you judge, was feeling stressed out that day!

it was a good one judge  :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri May 11, 2007 1:44 am

Bamaga man wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:At a womens rights protest:

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See the sign in the back ground?  :D

:laugh:

haha thats brilliant, see the big grin on his face    :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri May 11, 2007 4:58 am

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Postby Judge » Fri May 11, 2007 7:45 am

metalhead wrote:Aye.. sorry i discredited you judge, was feeling stressed out that day!

it was a good one judge  :D

what you on about MH ??




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Postby babu » Fri May 11, 2007 8:00 am

hey judge me ole mate. got a new avatar for you

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Postby Judge » Fri May 11, 2007 10:48 am

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Postby Ciggy » Fri May 11, 2007 10:57 am

Judge wrote:cheers

perve :D
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