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Postby Ciggy » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:46 am

babu wrote:Word of warning for those travelling to the City game.
This is posted on Bluekipper:
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:46 pm    Post subject: Confessions of a Mancunian   

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Okay i'm not a scouser but i am a Blue. Like we say, i did not choose but was chosen. But, thats not all, after a run of bad luck i needed a job, all i could get was a traffic warden.
So i work in Manchester, one of duties next Saturday is on patrol at Shitty v :censored: game. I have got 12 months of frustration to take out on them gits and boy are they gonna pay, i am going to tell them all "of course you can park here sir" and when their stupid Cheshire / Southern backs are turned the ticket revenue for the City council will go through the roof
If I am still in the job next season i will let you all know how to avoid a ticket


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Have to laugh Babu I see you logged on there sometimes and you reply to topics  :D
LOL they think they are getting 4th place and are gona win the CL.
Actually I want them in the UEFA Cup the amount of games will take its toll on the small club plus we need some comedy in the boring summer months.
I am a member but I dont post cause I get banned they sniff me out right away and call me a  Merdering redsh,ite b@stard and tell me to push a wall :D
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Postby Years Of Decay » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:55 am

Why do we have most of a LIVERPOOL FC forum - members of an EVERTON FC forum?? We say they're obsessed with us?  ???
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:01 am

Years Of Decay wrote:Why do we have most of a LIVERPOOL FC forum - members of an EVERTON FC forum?? We say they're obsessed with us?  ???

How many is most?
2 of us?
And yes they are obsessed with us.
You should join unless you are a member already  :;):
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:03 am

Years Of Decay wrote:Why do we have most of a LIVERPOOL FC forum - members of an EVERTON FC forum?? We say they're obsessed with us?  ???

they come on here out of jealousy, we go on there for COMEDY  :D
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Postby Years Of Decay » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:04 am

Ciggy wrote:
Years Of Decay wrote:Why do we have most of a LIVERPOOL FC forum - members of an EVERTON FC forum?? We say they're obsessed with us?  ???

How many is most?
2 of us?
And yes they are obsessed with us.
You should join unless you are a member already  :;):

:D  Was waiting for that, nah im not a bitter tw.at, thank f.uck

Nah i just always seem to hear of people on here who visit bluekipper, i mean why?
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Postby Years Of Decay » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:05 am

Woollyback wrote:
Years Of Decay wrote:Why do we have most of a LIVERPOOL FC forum - members of an EVERTON FC forum?? We say they're obsessed with us?  ???

they come on here out of jealousy, we go on there for COMEDY  :D

....Good point.  :D
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Postby Sabre » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:06 am

How many is most?
2 of us?
And yes they are obsessed with us.
You should join unless you are a member already 


Do they have a Spaniard that loves their club? :D

No, they're a small team.
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:08 am

Sabre wrote:Do they have a Spaniard that loves their club? :D

A spaniard would not be welcome on there, as they are all from County road lar 40 thousand of them.
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:14 am

Ciggy wrote:
Sabre wrote:Do they have a Spaniard that loves their club? :D

A spaniard would not be welcome on there, as they are all from County road lar 40 thousand of them.

:laugh:  ain't it just the truth :D
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:08 am

My garden Beirut  :down:
Neighbours feckin crawling ivy tw@ts  :angry:

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Slowly but surly getting there though

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want a Japanese thing going on going to get a new koi pond  :cool:
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Postby jkop » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:32 am

Looking good Ciggy, you want to do a bit of paving and decking in mine ? :D
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Postby jkop » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:41 am

A joke to cheer those who are not to happy.............

Good reasons not to be a penis....

1) You're bald your whole life.

2) You have a hole in your head.

3) Your neighbours are nuts.

4) The guy behind you is an @sshole

5) Every time you get excited you throw up then faint.
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:44 am

jkop wrote:Looking good Ciggy, you want to do a bit of paving and decking in mine ? :D

No tar Ive got callouses and blisters on me hands do it yerself  :rasp  :D
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Postby jkop » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:45 am

A lesbian goes to weight watchers, the leader tells people you are what you eat, the lesbian says " are you calling me a c.unt."
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Postby jkop » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:46 am

Ciggy wrote:
jkop wrote:Looking good Ciggy, you want to do a bit of paving and decking in mine ? :D

No tar Ive got callouses and blisters on me hands do it yerself  :rasp  :D

Ok then ill just have to get the wife to do it then. :D
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