Liverpool FC Forum

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:56 pm

and for starters:

whats the best way to weigh a whale?

take it to...a whale weigh station!!!

call me sir!!!

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:00 pm

A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out,
"Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!"

The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity but obviously not having any whips to hand, opens the window and in a flash of inspiration snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.

About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the whipping session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.

The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks,
"Did you get these marks having sex?"

The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did.

Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims,
"I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen."

venereal disease (for our more obtuse guests)

Sorry Sir Dawson I forgot to laugh at your joke :laugh:

by **dward** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:30 pm

How's everyone in the real world today? Can't wait for Saturday at Wembley!!

by **stmichael** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:01 pm

dward wrote:How's everyone in the real world today?

knackered. not been on all afternoon due to a meeting at work. :down:

where's taff gone? he was loitering around here the other day. i'm starving. :eyebrow

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:06 pm

yeah, we need the chef, need some food, soup of the day and a nice...

by **Sabre** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:58 pm

yeah the scutter managed to get 5 posts in before i managed to give him 5 cards, i dont have an instant ban button mate, i have to go through all 5 cards that slows the procedure

Just discovered that you don't have to look for a post of a bot again, you just can go back in the browser and ban again. I got a ban in less than 4 secs this way

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:05 pm

Sabre wrote:
yeah the scutter managed to get 5 posts in before i managed to give him 5 cards, i dont have an instant ban button mate, i have to go through all 5 cards that slows the procedure

Just discovered that you don't have to look for a post of a bot again, you just can go back in the browser and ban again. I got a ban in less than 4 secs this way

I think we need a shoot out between Supersub and Sabre for who's the fastest mouse in the West.

Supersub may be getting on and need a zimmer frame to get about, but he's still fast.

Sabre is the young cocky new kid still trying to earn a rep.

All we need now are the odds from Dawson

by **metalhead** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:57 pm

sorry just bored out of my head!!

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:05 pm

no odds, supersub would win hands down. i love sabre but he just reminds me a little bit of manuel from fawlty towers sorry dude. hes too nice to be mean.

not saying that supersub isnt nice...

by **Sabre** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:10 pm

no odds, supersub would win hands down. i love sabre but he just reminds me a little bit of manuel from fawlty towers sorry dude. hes too nice to be mean.

Yeh, but I'm a computer scientist too. I can cheat. If you appreciate your money, bet on me mate.

I dunno who Manuel is. I know that in the internet nothing is at it seems

by **E.Jack You Late** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:13 pm

Brucie is getting a bit cocky, be careful or you will remain in the championship next year.

And what’s the fu(ks up with signing Andy Cole?

by **dawson99** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:14 pm

ok...manuel....

i do mean it in a good way dude, before u ban me :devil:

by **E.Jack You Late** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:18 pm

Sabre wrote:
no odds, supersub would win hands down. i love sabre but he just reminds me a little bit of manuel from fawlty towers sorry dude. hes too nice to be mean.

Yeh, but I signed Andy Cole because I heard he has a big willy. If you appreciate your money, bet on me to take a peek when he is showering mate.

I dunno who Manuel is. I know that in the internet nothing is at it seems

by **Sabre** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:25 pm

i do mean it in a good way dude, before u ban me

I try to be helpful as a waiter yes, but I have my limits

Ban you? no way. Bans are only for the poster who provide nothing good. You do.

E. Jack you late, behave. I'm watching you. :nod

by **E.Jack You Late** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:34 pm

Sabre wrote:
i do mean it in a good way dude, before u ban me

I try to be helpful as a waiter yes, but I have my limits

Ban you? no way. Bans are only for the poster who provide nothing good. You do.

E. Jack you late, behave. I'm watching you.

Are you watching E.Jack You Late?

Liverpool FC Forum

The Real World - The Dog and Gorilla

Who is online