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by **Woollyback** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:18 pm

loads of german ladies appreciated my dubious charms (apart from one whose armpits i asked to inspect for forrestry

). they also made me drink jagermeister & redbull, vaguely reminiscent of a gobfull of cillit bang

by **metalhead** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:36 pm

What charms woolly?

by **Woollyback** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:38 pm

metalhead wrote:What charms woolly?

i can lick my eyebrows, women love that for some reason

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:53 am

A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a present for his new girlfriend.

They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a
considerable distance away.

He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration,
that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too
romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected
a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought
a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.

Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the
two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.

Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the
following letter:

Dear Sasha,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when
we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would
have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones
(which are easier to remove).

These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from
showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and
they were hardly soiled at all.

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them
even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that
they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she
hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no
doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see
you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit
because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the
coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love

Ron.

by **jkop** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:59 am

S@int a man of many jokes. :laugh:

by **66-1112520797** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:37 am

jkop wrote:S@int a man of many jokes.

My @rse, there all off the internet

by **dawson99** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:41 am

another fun day ahead for all eh? yay us all i reckon

by **jkop** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:43 am

Bamaga man wrote:
jkop wrote:S@int a man of many jokes.

My @rse, there all off the internet

Good point well brought up, S@int your a fraud !!!! :angry:

by **jkop** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:45 am

dawson99 wrote:another fun day ahead for all eh? yay us all i reckon

As long as your on the forum dawson everyone will enjoy themselves today. Your a legend. :bowdown

by **dawson99** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:47 am

all these compliments, people will talk. sometimes i feel like hannibal lector on here. tick tock tick tock.

i dunno what im on about today, and im not even drunk yet

by **jkop** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:51 am

dawson99 wrote:all these compliments, people will talk. sometimes i feel like hannibal lector on here. tick tock tick tock.

i dunno what im on about today, and im not even drunk yet

Not even drunk you say ! You probably still have'nt sobered up yet.

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:52 am

Bamaga man wrote:
jkop wrote:S@int a man of many jokes.

My @rse, there all off the internet

I do clean them up a bit before posting

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:56 am

Good morning everyone, even old misery guts Bamaga

by **jkop** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:03 am

Good morning S@int, and everyone else on this fine day, and no i didnt get a bit last night im just in a damn good mood.

by **dawson99** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:08 am

we're all damn happy you are in a damn happy mood

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