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by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:54 pm

What a gay day, Dic's pulled out, Mascherano hasn't signed yet, and I am sat here waiting of Woolly's darts match to start.

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:18 pm

sorry saint it's been called off due to a waterlogged oche

ciggy gave it a go but to no avail

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:21 pm

the audience wasn't impressed either

by **dward** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:22 pm

s@int wrote:What a gay day, Dic's pulled out, Mascherano hasn't signed yet, and I am sat here waiting of Woolly's darts match to start.

I've had a c.rap day besides all that as well.

by **adamnbarrett** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:25 pm

looks a bit like sid aswell

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:30 pm

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:44 pm

A Ukranian woman bumps into the entire Chelsea Football Squad in a Night Club.

She approaches John Terry and asks for his Autograph.

He agrees and she duly drops out her left tit and he signs it.

She then turned round to Didier Drogba and asks for his autograph.

He agrees and she duly drops out her right tit and he signs it.

She then asks Jose Mourino for his autograph and drops her knickers and

shows him her fanny.
To which he said, "F**k off, the last time I signed a Ukraniun C**t it cost me 30 Million Pounds"

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:48 pm

darts should be good for tomorrow, supersub's drying out the oche for us overnight

by **metalhead** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:11 pm

s@int wrote:A Ukranian woman bumps into the entire Chelsea Football Squad in a Night Club.

She approaches John Terry and asks for his Autograph.

He agrees and she duly drops out her left tit and he signs it.

She then turned round to Didier Drogba and asks for his autograph.

He agrees and she duly drops out her right tit and he signs it.

She then asks Jose Mourino for his autograph and drops her knickers and

shows him her fanny.
To which he said, "F**k off, the last time I signed a Ukraniun C**t it cost me 30 Million Pounds"

by **Sabre** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:39 pm

I think you meant to say clothes.

I meant clothes yes

by **66-1112520797** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:10 am

s@int wrote:A Ukranian woman bumps into the entire Chelsea Football Squad in a Night Club.

She approaches John Terry and asks for his Autograph.

He agrees and she duly drops out her left tit and he signs it.

She then turned round to Didier Drogba and asks for his autograph.

He agrees and she duly drops out her right tit and he signs it.

She then asks Jose Mourino for his autograph and drops her knickers and

shows him her fanny.
To which he said, "F**k off, the last time I signed a Ukraniun C**t it cost me 30 Million Pounds"

like it

by **dawson99** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:59 am

morning all, so the real world has competition now does it? hehehe

well its a grand morning. lots to do, money is in the bank, the birds are singing.

i think its time for a song to show how i feel:

Good morning, lethargy
Drink pepsi - its good for energy
The baths on, smoke in the bedroom
Sore throat, and on my neck a nasty bruise
And where it came from
Well I dont know
But we played last night - it was a good show

Got the play-out on a second rate chat show
A nationwide deal, so we gotta go
Jeff from the company says itll be alright
Got an ad on kroq
And theres an in-store tonight
Well I build things up
Then I let them go
Got to get time share on the radio

can anyone name. that. tune?

by **Judge** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:01 am

Bad Bob wrote:Yeesh...these ladies are calling for a round of strip darts. Any takers?

they look like the lesbian darts team

anyway, good morning all

by **dawson99** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:41 am

is it sad that yesterday i had a day off and spent11 hours watching the first 16 eps of 24 season one... for the third or fourth time?

by **jkop** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:50 am

Good morning everyone, just sent one daughter off to school and the other one is about to be settled while i watch a dvd, and relax. :nod

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