by account deleted by request » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:42 pm
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading. "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think .
About 6 months ago, I found a lump on my neck. So I went to the doc's and although she said it was just a cyst (sp) she said she was sending to to the hospital to get it cut out. I have been dreading the letter coming ever since. Now its here I'm crapping myself. I have never been in hospital before never mind going under the knife. So on Monday 26th March at 11.35 I'll be in hospital, not knowing whats happening
You wont be alone though, both me AND the missus are due in at the end of March as well!
Good luck to you and the misses.
