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by **112-1077774096** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:34 am

Woollyback wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:veras? Whats that Wooly

ask yer dad it's "vera lynns" which is cockney rhyming slang for skins or something, circa 1991

yes skins for spliffs, it was in the song 'ebeneezer goode' by the shamen in 1992. itsnabout ecstacy but has the skins reference in it also.

A great philosopher once wrote
Naughty, naughty, very naughty
Ha ha ha ha ha

There's a guy in the place
He's got a bittersweet face
And he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode
His friends call him Eezer and he is the main geezer
And he'll vibe about the place like no other man could
He's refined, he's sublime, he makes you feel fine
Though very much maligned and misunderstood
But if you know Eezer he's a real crowd pleaser
He's ever so good, he's Ebeneezer Goode
You can see that he's mischievious, mysterious and devious
When he circulates amongst the people in the place
But once you know he's fun and something of a genius
He gives a grin that goes around from face to face to face
Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards
Eezer is the geezer who loves to muscle in
That's about the time the crowd all shout the name of Eezer
As he's kotcheled in the corner, laughing by the bass bin

E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode

Has anybody got any veras
Lovely
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha

A great philosopher once wrote
Naughty, naughty, very naughty
Ha ha ha ha ha

Ebeneezer Goode, leading light of the scene
Know what I mean, see
He created the vibe
He takes you for a ride and as if by design
The party ignites like he's comin alive
He takes you to the top, shakes you all around
Then back down, you know as he gets mellow
Then as smooth as the groove that is making you move
He glides into your mind with a sunny Hello
A gentleman of leisure, he's there for your pleasure
But go easy on old Eezer he's the love you could lose
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr. Punchinello
He's the kind of geezer who must never be abused
When you're in town and Ebeneezer is around
You can sense a presence in the sound of the crowd
He gets them all at it, the party starts rocking
The people get excited it's time to shout loud

E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode

He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode

Got any salmon Sorted
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Oh what a carry on, ha ha ha ha ha
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Wicked
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode

He's Ebeneezer Goode
Oh what a carry on, ha ha ha ha ha
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
Wicked
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good

by **112-1077774096** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:36 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:Today right, got to my car after parking it up for a few hours while I went to town only to find some advertising flyers for some b*ll*c*ks or other which got launched immediately after I took them from underneath my windscreen wipers.

So I'm on Queens Drive and it starts spitting, so I turned my wipers on and my driver side wiper fucking falls off!!! The idiot who had kindly left me their advertising garbage had fucked my wiper up and it fell off!!!! Luckily it fell onto the bonnet and when I pulled up at the traffic lights I quickly threw the hazards on and retrieved it.

Lucky I didn't lose it completely or that I weren't on a motorway and it was torrential pissing it down.

Society just pisses me off sometimes. If I want advertising under my wipers, I'll put it there myself. I could understand if it was a flyer for a strip club or something, SOMETHING THAT WOULD GRAB MY ATTENTION FOR MORE THAN HALF A SECOND, but it was for some s*i*e that didn't even get my attention at all, so I left it like a piece of litter in the car park out of spite, and I also hate littering so it was just a bastard from start to finish.

I've re-attached the wiper.

I know what you're thinking. You're all furious for me.

You can all calm down now.

when i park my car here i pull my wipers away from the windscreen or they will stick with the heat, hence no flyers under them.

do the same mate, in the UK it will stop them freezing to the windscreen

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:43 am

I must be very naive I never realised it was a song about "E's", pretty obvious once you know lol.

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:45 am

peewee wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:Today right, got to my car after parking it up for a few hours while I went to town only to find some advertising flyers for some b*ll*c*ks or other which got launched immediately after I took them from underneath my windscreen wipers.

So I'm on Queens Drive and it starts spitting, so I turned my wipers on and my driver side wiper fucking falls off!!! The idiot who had kindly left me their advertising garbage had fucked my wiper up and it fell off!!!! Luckily it fell onto the bonnet and when I pulled up at the traffic lights I quickly threw the hazards on and retrieved it.

Lucky I didn't lose it completely or that I weren't on a motorway and it was torrential pissing it down.

Society just pisses me off sometimes. If I want advertising under my wipers, I'll put it there myself. I could understand if it was a flyer for a strip club or something, SOMETHING THAT WOULD GRAB MY ATTENTION FOR MORE THAN HALF A SECOND, but it was for some s*i*e that didn't even get my attention at all, so I left it like a piece of litter in the car park out of spite, and I also hate littering so it was just a bastard from start to finish.

I've re-attached the wiper.

I know what you're thinking. You're all furious for me.

You can all calm down now.

when i park my car here i pull my wipers away from the windscreen or they will stick with the heat, hence no flyers under them.

do the same mate, in the UK it will stop them freezing to the windscreen

If you do that over here the first T0sser that walks past will just snap them off

by **112-1077774096** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:46 am

yes saint and lucy in the sky with diamonds is about LSD

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:47 am

peewee wrote:yes saint and lucy in the sky with diamonds is about LSD

I knew that one, and that the house of fun was about buying from a chemist shop

by **Rafa D** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:00 am

ive had 8 beers - im off to bed.

by **Rafa D** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:02 am

Anyone ever had LSD?

My mate took it once at a rave. He said it took him about 6 months to feel normal again!!!

FUCK THAT!

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:05 am

G'night Rafa, drink a pint of water before you go to bed (It wont help your headache in the morning but when you p1ss the bed it wont stain it yellow)

by **112-1077774096** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:06 am

Rafa-Dodd wrote:Anyone ever had LSD?

My mate took it once at a rave. He said it took him about 6 months to feel normal again!!!

FUCK THAT!

yes when i was in the police i touched some of the paper with bare hands and it managed to get into my blood.

i did have flashbacks for many months, it takes ags to get out your system

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:13 am

My cousin took it once on some blotting paper, said he would never take it again. Sex and smoking are my only vices. 20 a day of each

by **112-1077774096** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:17 am

i dont have any vices, which is a nuisance when i want to do some carpentry

by **Rafa D** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:19 am

Real word fecked

by **Rafa D** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:19 am

by **Rafa D** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:19 am

Why does it do this!?!?

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