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by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:00 pm

dawson99 wrote:what is up people?

The sky!

by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:01 pm

well good to see all in jovial mood today.

spotty bum talk tho... i have no idea where thats coming from.

check out betting on the razzies on the paddy power site...fave for worst on screen couple is (no lie) sharon stones lop sided boobs at 2/1!!

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:03 pm

Not very good this joke

Sam died. His will provided $50,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last attendees left, Sam's wife, Mabel, turned to her oldest
friend, Janie, and said, "Well, I'm sure Sam would be pleased."

"I'm sure you're right," replied Janie, who leaned in close and
lowered her voice to a whisper. "Tell me, how much did it really cost?"
"All of it," said Mabel. "Fifty thousand."

"No!" Janie exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but really...$50,000?"
Mabel nodded. "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church for
the services. The buffet food and drinks were another $500.
The rest went for the memorial stone."

Janie computed quickly. "$42,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it?
"Five and a half carats."

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:07 pm

woooosshhh , there's goes another tumbleweed.

by **jkop** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:40 pm

I talk about my hair disaster and the next day its about bum spots, whatever next ! :Oo:

by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:47 pm

is soph an expert on bum spots too tho? she could open a bum spot salon...acne popped while u wait

by **jkop** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:52 pm

dawson99 wrote:is soph an expert on bum spots too tho? she could open a bum spot salon...acne popped while u wait

Ha Ha dawson99

But i think Sophe might be a bit to young and inexperienced to go looking at peoples hairy ringpieces.

by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:53 pm

she would just own the shop and loan that job out to...lando i reckon :laugh:

mines waxed weekly anyways

by **jkop** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:58 pm

Is it called the sack, back, and crack ?

by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:02 pm

the bsc... a must for all

by **jkop** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:06 pm

Never tried it, but the wife's trying to get me to have a colnic irrigation. :down:

by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:07 pm

where they tube out your pipes?

by **jkop** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:08 pm

Yep thats the one. :nod

by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:18 pm

gonna go for it? and if u do this for your wife what she gonna do in return? :;):

by **jkop** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:23 pm

I might it's meant to be good for you, as for the wife that's a good question dawson. I might make her clean the car for a week, when you've been married for 8 years the sex thing goes out the window. ( only on birthdays and Christmas.)

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