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by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:55 am

This jokes like Supersub an oldie but a goodie

I Like Your Thinking

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''

by **Judge** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:14 am

freezing here

by **66-1112520797** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:15 am

pi$$ed off here

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:15 am

roasting here

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:16 am

bored here. what can i do? shall i go to tescos?

by **66-1112520797** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:17 am

Woollyback wrote:bored here. what can i do? shall i go to tescos?

Is that were you get your best clothes ?

Lets all go to Tesco's
where Woolly buys his best clothes

tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la

by **66-1112520797** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:19 am

peewee wrote:roasting here

What spit roasting ?

check for gonads Peewee

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:21 am

First time for years Central London has got a good coating of snow , car was buried under a 3" thick layer of the stuff .

by **Sabre** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:23 am

I read somewhere else somebody loves snow, is it snow cocaine aswell in England? just curiosity

it sounded like a double meaning!

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:26 am

wooly shame on you still shopping at tesco putting money into the bitters coffers, i refuse to go to tesco in bangkok now :angry:

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:26 am

Bamaga man wrote:
peewee wrote:roasting here

What spit roasting ? check for gonads Peewee

always check the veg mate

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:27 am

Bamaga man wrote:
Woollyback wrote:bored here. what can i do? shall i go to tescos?

Is that were you get your best clothes ?

Lets all go to Tesco's
where Woolly buys his best clothes

tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la

if i'm feeling rich i might occasionally treat myself to a bit of florence & fred, otherwise it's the sue ryder shop as usual

by **66-1112520797** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:57 am

Woollyback wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:
Woollyback wrote:bored here. what can i do? shall i go to tescos?

Is that were you get your best clothes ?

Lets all go to Tesco's
where Woolly buys his best clothes

tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la

if i'm feeling rich i might occasionally treat myself to a bit of florence & fred, otherwise it's the sue ryder shop as usual

Pardon my ignorance, but I dont know either of them.

When you said Sue ryder, I thought of that old monkey looking bird off of question of sport. Then realised it was Sue barker

Sue ryder, whats that some kind of lingerie shop ? Or is it a new designer label, I clearly have no idea ?

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:04 pm

Bamaga man wrote:

if i'm feeling rich i might occasionally treat myself to a bit of florence & fred, otherwise it's the sue ryder shop as usual

[/quote]
Pardon my ignorance, but I dont know either of them.[/quote]
uncultured peasant

by **66-1112520797** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:18 pm

Woollyback wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:

if i'm feeling rich i might occasionally treat myself to a bit of florence & fred, otherwise it's the sue ryder shop as usual

Oh so their one of these new la-de-dar-de-dar yuppie type shops that sell their shirts for around 90 pound. Because they've got Fred and florence on them FFS ! :laugh:

Oh do me a favour.

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