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by **adamnbarrett** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:28 pm

sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
s@int wrote:
Ciggy wrote:any one got that program on channel 4 You Are What You Eat.
where that scottish woman always examines poo, shes a dirty cow her.
How can she just talk about poo like its a bottle of perfume?

WTF she eats poo?

No she just makes people have a poo, then talks about it for ages, she had Michelle MacManus once on a diet and her poo in a bottle on telly.
Imagine how much that stunk

That michelles from grimsby

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:38 pm

s@int wrote:
sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
s@int wrote:
Ciggy wrote:any one got that program on channel 4 You Are What You Eat.
where that scottish woman always examines poo, shes a dirty cow her.
How can she just talk about poo like its a bottle of perfume?

WTF she eats poo?

No she just makes people have a poo, then talks about it for ages, she had Michelle MacManus once on a diet and her poo in a bottle on telly.
Imagine how much that stunk

That michelles from grimsby

You might not have the wheel in Grimsby yet, but you have no shortage of spare tyres

We have got the wheel

Haha and you know on the last x factor them twins there from grimsby too

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:39 pm

big john

I was surfing and came upon this, one of the first records I can remember as a kid.

by **Ciggy** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:44 pm

sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:Haha and you know on the last x factor them twins there from grimsby too

I know they where a right pair of mings and slighty scary at the same time

by **Rafa D** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:53 pm

Cheryl Cole

Soon to be taken off.

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:58 pm

Ciggy wrote:
sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:Haha and you know on the last x factor them twins there from grimsby too

I know they where a right pair of mings and slighty scary at the same time

Ha yea i hope i never see them down the street

by **shanks72** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:06 am

s@int wrote:
shanks72 wrote:Yeah, Saint... I hope you do get better soon too...sounds quite serious..

It was supposed to be a joke (a very poor one obviously)All the illnesses ALL began with R and I got a medical dictionary for christmas. Hypocondriac ! I havent actually got any of these illnesses or a medical dictionary.

Sorry for the poor joke

Thanks anyway for sending the nice coffin, I will use it as a windowbox as it didn't fit the wife.

LOl..... I was quite worried.....now I just feel a bit silly..

But you're ok (I hope), that's the main thing!

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:15 am

Ciggy wrote:
s@int wrote:
Ciggy wrote:any one got that program on channel 4 You Are What You Eat.
where that scottish woman always examines poo, shes a dirty cow her.
How can she just talk about poo like its a bottle of perfume?

WTF she eats poo?

No she just makes people have a poo, then talks about it for ages, she had Michelle MacManus once on a diet and her poo in a bottle on telly.
Imagine how much that stunk

what bottle was it, one of those 5 litre magnum champagne ones?

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:18 am

by **shanks72** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:44 am

Judge wrote:
s@int wrote:
shanks72 wrote:Yeah, Saint... I hope you do get better soon too...sounds quite serious..

It was supposed to be a joke (a very poor one obviously)All the illnesses ALL began with R and I got a medical dictionary for christmas. Hypocondriac ! I havent actually got any of these illnesses or a medical dictionary.

Sorry for the poor joke

Thanks anyway for sending the nice coffin, I will use it as a windowbox as it didn't fit the wife.

maybe she was being sarcastic

Thanks anyway Judge...

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:23 am

1.Start at LondonHeathrowAirport.

2.Catch flight from London Heathrow to DallasFort WorthAirport.

3.Hire car at DallasFort WorthAirport.

4.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" follow for 0.2 miles.

5.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for0.3miles

6.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" -follow for 2.9 miles

7.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2miles

8.Then continue on "US287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

9."US287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

10.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles

11."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

12.Continue to follow "US287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

13.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles

14.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles

15.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

16.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles

17.Arrive at the centre of town.

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Now that's the fu#&ing way to Amarillo!

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:38 am

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by **Judge** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:33 am

good morning all

by **jkop** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:08 am

Good morning Judge, and everyone else.

by **jkop** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:09 am

Nice post S@int, i liked the one, I couldnt fix your brakes so i made your horn louder. :laugh:

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