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by **account deleted by request** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:52 pm

I went to the doctors again today as I had renal failure in both kidneys. Typical NHS doctor diagnosed I had backstrain. I have only just recovered from relapsing polychondritis a condition that is normally fatal, and now I think I am coming down with reversed passive anaphylaxis or possibly it might just be Richards-Rundle syndrome or I may even be rickettsiostatic.

Luckily I got a medical dictionary for Christmas so at least I can spell all my illnesses correctly.

by **andy_g** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:13 pm

sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:Just got back from that coal mining museum
It was boring actually
We went underground though

And did the public get what the public wants?
Did you want nothing this societys got?
You were going underground, (going underground)?
Did the brass bands play and feet start to pound?
Going underground, (going underground)?
Did you let the boys all sing and the boys all shout for tomorrow?

by **metalhead** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:15 pm

s@int wrote:I went to the doctors again today as I had renal failure in both kidneys. Typical NHS doctor diagnosed I had backstrain. I have only just recovered from relapsing polychondritis a condition that is normally fatal, and now I think I am coming down with reversed passive anaphylaxis or possibly it might just be Richards-Rundle syndrome or I may even be rickettsiostatic.

Luckily I got a medical dictionary for Christmas so at least I can spell all my illnesses correctly.

ooh, I really hope you feel better mate! take lots of drugs

by **shanks72** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:47 pm

andy_g wrote:
sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:Just got back from that coal mining museum
It was boring actually
We went underground though

And did the public get what the public wants?
Did you want nothing this societys got?
You were going underground, (going underground)?
Did the brass bands play and feet start to pound?
Going underground, (going underground)?
Did you let the boys all sing and the boys all shout for tomorrow?

Great Jam song that......my fav.

I love the cold toooo....get migraines in the sun..

by **adamnbarrett** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:49 pm

sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:Just got back from that coal mining museum
It was boring actually
We went underground though

Underground, Overground, Wombling Free,
The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.
Making good use of the things that we find,
Things that the everyday folks leave behind.

Uncle Bulgaria,
He can remember the days when he wasn't behind The Times,
With his map of the World.
Pick up the papers and take them to Tobermory!

Wombles are organized, work as a team.
Wombles are tidy and Wombles are clean.
Underground, Overground, wombling free,
The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we!

People don't notice us, they never see,
Under their noses a Womble may be.
We womble by night and we womble by day,
Looking for litter to trundle away.

We're so incredibly, utterly devious
Making the most of everything.
Even bottles and tins.
Pick up the pieces and make them into something new,
Is what we do!

Sophe and Pals before going underground:

by **shanks72** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:50 pm

Yeah, Saint... I hope you do get better soon too...sounds quite serious..

by **Ciggy** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:54 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Ciggy wrote:

, when the fella pulled his thumb out , all the air escaped .

cryin here

by **andy_g** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:48 am

by **babu** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:00 am

Got a little story for you guys, something that you probably don't see much in liverpool (unless you live near woodison).

A long long time ago i put some heavy river rocks on my roof, near the top, to hold down some lightening rod plates. Anyway this morning my dog was going apeshit as he normally does when we have monkey's in the yard. I was feeling a bit frisky myself so we both went into the yard and started chasing monkeys (there is a little construction on a nearby hill and the monkeys are moving away).

Anyway this cheeky bloody monkey ran up the power pole, across the power lines to my house and promptly picked up this rock on my roof, (gotta be about 3 kg) and rolled it down the roof. That rock smashed every damn tile in a line. Its gonna cost a bomb to replace those tiles, and i swear the frickin monkey was laughing his arse off.

I think in future i am just gonna ignore them.

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:46 am

shanks72 wrote:Yeah, Saint... I hope you do get better soon too...sounds quite serious..

It was supposed to be a joke (a very poor one obviously)All the illnesses ALL began with R and I got a medical dictionary for christmas. Hypocondriac !

I havent actually got any of these illnesses or a medical dictionary.

Sorry for the poor joke

Thanks anyway for sending the nice coffin, I will use it as a windowbox as it didn't fit the wife.

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:58 am

babu wrote:Got a little story for you guys, something that you probably don't see much in liverpool (unless you live near woodison).

A long long time ago i put some heavy river rocks on my roof, near the top, to hold down some lightening rod plates. Anyway this morning my dog was going apeshit as he normally does when we have monkey's in the yard. I was feeling a bit frisky myself so we both went into the yard and started chasing monkeys (there is a little construction on a nearby hill and the monkeys are moving away).

Anyway this cheeky bloody monkey ran up the power pole, across the power lines to my house and promptly picked up this rock on my roof, (gotta be about 3 kg) and rolled it down the roof. That rock smashed every damn tile in a line. Its gonna cost a bomb to replace those tiles, and i swear the frickin monkey was laughing his arse off.

I think in future i am just gonna ignore them.

i got attacked by one of those feckers at batu caves, i swear i had to punch it to get it off me, i had it by the throat as i was punching it

funny about your roof though mate

by **babu** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:50 am

stupid monkey probably never met a scouser before. that'll learn him.

Yeah funny about the roof, just got a quote from a contractor. First question he asked was do i have spare tiles. I don't (at least i don't think so), so now he wants my one of my kidneys as deposit. shiiiiiiiit.

by **The Canadian Red Army** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:18 am

babu wrote:Got a little story for you guys, something that you probably don't see much in liverpool (unless you live near woodison).

A long long time ago i put some heavy river rocks on my roof, near the top, to hold down some lightening rod plates. Anyway this morning my dog was going apeshit as he normally does when we have monkey's in the yard. I was feeling a bit frisky myself so we both went into the yard and started chasing monkeys (there is a little construction on a nearby hill and the monkeys are moving away).

Anyway this cheeky bloody monkey ran up the power pole, across the power lines to my house and promptly picked up this rock on my roof, (gotta be about 3 kg) and rolled it down the roof. That rock smashed every damn tile in a line. Its gonna cost a bomb to replace those tiles, and i swear the frickin monkey was laughing his arse off.

I think in future i am just gonna ignore them.

Always stay away from the Inlaws. they will always try and cause a ruckus when the come over. But come on jumping on your roof, you need to talk to the misses about that.

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:26 am

babu wrote:stupid monkey probably never met a scouser before. that'll learn him.

Yeah funny about the roof, just got a quote from a contractor. First question he asked was do i have spare tiles. I don't (at least i don't think so), so now he wants my one of my kidneys as deposit. shiiiiiiiit.

just go for that corrugated metal look thats so popular in kampung baru

by **Bad Bob** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:36 am

at Babu and Peewee living on Planet of the Apes. WTF?

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