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by **Woollyback** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:50 pm

dawson99 wrote:i still havent drunk this year, not a drop of alcohol!

quitter

by **dawson99** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:52 pm

my bodies a temple... no booze or takeaways for the month...wait til im in scotland for a couple of weeks tho hehehe

by **Rafa D** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:55 pm

s@int wrote:Recipe for silent meals

1 Choose your argument carefully, pick something that she cares deeply about and you don't give a toss about. (colour of curtains etc.)Casually mention the colour seems too bright/dark.

2 leave to simmer for about 10 minutes

3 Turn up the heat by saying how nice your neighbours curtains look.(Avoid choosing attractive neighbours unless you want weeks of questioning)

4 Bring to boil by mentioning your mother had some curtains that were quite similar years ago.

5 Just as she is about to burst admit your mistake by blaming the light/your glasses etc (important as you don't want to buy new curtains!)

6 Casually mention that you can't understand how she could get so worked up over something as silly as the colour of curtains.

7 Enjoy your meal in peace and quiet.

Thats brilliant.

:laugh:

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:05 pm

Off to that stupid national coal mining museum thing tomorow with school

How fun

by **Woollyback** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:17 pm

so who's salty sock then, i have a feeling we've seen him before somewhere...

by **metalhead** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:31 pm

sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:Off to that stupid national coal mining museum thing tomorow with school
How fun

get us some coal when you get back

by **Judge** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:45 am

good morning

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:36 am

'ello

by **Ciggy** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:55 am

Mornin kunthorse :buttrock

Still hung over from saturday :no

by **Mikz** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:06 am

dawson99 wrote:my bodies a temple... no booze or takeaways for the month...wait til im in scotland for a couple of weeks tho hehehe

Youll have a good time up there brother..theyve the prettiest women , and know how to enjoy themselves :nod

by **66-1112520797** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:08 am

Moaning

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:10 am

moaning

- our moans are fun fun fun

and yes mikz, i do love the scottish women... cant wait, two weeks away from work, much needed. and maybe the odd whiskey

by **Ciggy** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:16 am

dawson99 wrote:and yes mikz, i do love the scottish women... cant wait, two weeks away from work, much needed. and maybe the odd whiskey

Forget Scotland Daws go to them nightclubs in Newcastle and pick up one of them little beauties

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by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:21 am

done that, been there :sniffle

by **The Red Baron** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:24 am

Ciggy wrote:
dawson99 wrote:and yes mikz, i do love the scottish women... cant wait, two weeks away from work, much needed. and maybe the odd whiskey

Forget Scotland Daws go to them nightclubs in Newcastle and pick up one of them little beauties

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Are you sure there in Newcastle? Thats the first time Ive seen Geordies without footy shirts on.Second thoughts there scruffy b@stards they must be Geordies.

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