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Feeney wrote:

Dundalk wrote:

Feeney wrote:Not married yet hun, 6 months to go before D-Day!!!  She's a lucky so n so!

Well I did it 7 months ago and its all good!!

You will love it   

I can't wait TBH mate, obviously getting married n all, but to go with it i've got 4 weeks off - 3 of which will be spent in sunny Turkey!



...On that pier where the tables are to be precise!



...And thats what we will be looking out on, the first pier up, beside the pink-roofed hotel on the right.

Hopefully that puts the 'romance'    back into it Ciggy! 

Good man, we went to Mauritius for 2 weeks and it was brill

Wherever you go you will love it

Go for it mate, it will be the best thing you ever donr

Congrats!   

s@int wrote:Iv been married 24 years (might be 23) Aug 1982 and im still waiting for the honeymoon part. I now look on the silent meals as a bonus 

i can't wait for silent meals, how long does that take saint? i'm still doing my punishment of having to eat every meal listening to her 

we had a funny converastion earlier; we got married in central park new york, and on the day of the wedding traffic in manhattan was bonkers. anyway to cut a long story short mrs woolly was about 45 minutes late for our wedding (although most of the guests were late as well but nowhere near as late as her). anyway she turns up with her dad and she gave this bollox story of her dad dragging her into a bar for a whisky & a cigarette but hey ho i thought that's got nothing on what i was up to the night before

anyway 4 and a bit years down the line, today it dawned on me the feckin SH.IT i'd have had off her if it was ME who turned up for my wedding 40 minutes late, stinking of whisky & saying me dad dragged me to the pub      women ae all feckin mad, nutters one and all

Feeney wrote:C'mon Saint, admit it, you've had the silent meal treatment because you've used the curtains as a substitute for toilet tissue after some 'bedtime fun', haven't you?

That works as well 

Ciggy wrote:Feeney seriously them pics look lovely from Turkey but have you been before?
I take it you have otherwise you wouldnt have booked, Ive been there 5 times and its a sh.ithole to be honest.
I had my honeymoon in Venuzeula that looked like paradise when we booked it was a feckin sh.ithole thank god we went all in and I was p.issed 24/7 that the problems didnt seem to matter that much.
The food was uneatable but we couldnt leave the complex after dark it was to dangerous.
The curtains in the bungalow had not been washed for 30 years that when you washed something in the sink and hung it up the curtains had there original colour back in the shape of a t-shirt.
There was b@stard grass hoppers behind a mirror that had no  reflection anymore just brown rust.
That made that stupid noise all night and I waisted a bottle of Coco Channel spraying it inside the mirror.
Went diving the instuctor was a coke addict, the boat we left on had 12 people on we came back to the harbour with 10 the 2 Belgians that came on the diving trip with us we never seen again probably got eat by sharks.

But apart from me getting a fab tan, me and him arguing none stop, the food was sh.ite, some people dissapeared, the pool was full of ciggy stumps and p.iss.

I had a wonderfull time 

      

Cig ,ever considered a career as a travel writer ? That's so hilarious, I'm tempted to book a hol in Venezuela .