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Postby dawson99 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:34 am

well i say work!!! no sleep is better thana  couple of hours tho so u were better off nto sleeping. i know when i have poker games that go on til 6am then i just stay up til work... it hurts tho....

if u can sneak off for a crafty 40 winks go for it dude
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:36 am

i went into a takeaway last night, i said do you do takeaways, she said yes, so i said "whats four from six"   


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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:37 am

dawson99 wrote:if u can sneak off for a crafty 40 winks go for it dude

i misread that mate, my arm i sore now


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Postby dawson99 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:37 am

on the way to a takeaway in my car i saw someone asking me for a lift... i said:  (yes, we heard before)

you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it mate!
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Postby babu » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:35 am

Got a real poser for you guys this morning.

I have a tube of triple action colgate toothpaste at home. It comes out in 3 stripes, green, blue & white. How the hell do they get the stripes in there? and how come it comes out stripy all the way to the end?

Whoever can answer that gets a large jar of umbongo. :;):
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:16 am

i saw it on some television programme but i forget now how they do it
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Postby red37 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:53 am

babu wrote:Got a real poser for you guys this morning.

I have a tube of triple action colgate toothpaste at home. It comes out in 3 stripes, green, blue & white. How the hell do they get the stripes in there? and how come it comes out stripy all the way to the end?

Whoever can answer that gets a large jar of umbongo. :;):


Striped Toothpaste


Striping of toothpaste is solely for the purpose of providing an alternative appearance; it provides no functional benefit to the consumer.

Striped toothpaste can be produced by including two different colored toothpastes in an unusual type of packaging. The collapsible tube has two tanks, one filled with each color paste (see figure). Squeezing the tube pushes the two pastes out the opening. The tube nozzle layers the pastes to produce a striped pattern.

To keep the cost of packaging to a minimum, it is now common for tubes to be filled with striped paste (e.g. Aquafresh).  As the tube is squeezed, the stripes flow parallel to each other and do not mix. The patterned paste that gets dipensed is simply a narrower version of what is in the tube. Filling is done using a multi-nozzle filling head that dispenses a different colored stripe in each direction. To keep the stripes parallel to the axis of the tube, the head starts at the bottom and retracts as it fills, staying just above the level of the paste. Tubes with two compartments are generally reserved for toothpastes containing two formulas intended to react together and therefore kept isolated until dispensed (e.g. Colgate Simply White).


http://www.aquafresh.com/

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This might explain it a little better. I also remember seeing it made on T.V - i think it was  "How its made"  on Discovery...f**k knows.  Anyway, hope this helps.
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Postby babu » Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:41 am

Thanks Red, i can see how it makes stripes now. But i rechecked my tube of toothpaste, and its not actually stripes. It comes out in a 3 colour swirl or spiral? How do they make it come out in a spiral?
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:18 am

with the nozzle, it twists the paste
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Postby red37 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:30 am

babu wrote:Thanks Red, i can see how it makes stripes now. But i rechecked my tube of toothpaste, and its not actually stripes. It comes out in a 3 colour swirl or spiral? How do they make it come out in a spiral?

never mind spirals and twists......where's me umbongo!  :D
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:13 am

has stu been banned again?
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:43 am

feckin knackerd me eyes are burnin in me skull :down:
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:48 am

peewee wrote:has stu been banned again?

:D

Apparently . I think someone disagreed with him and .........well ,you know the rest   :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:52 am

Ciggy wrote:feckin knackerd me eyes are burnin in me skull :down:

Here you go Cig .

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Postby Ciggy » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:58 am

woof woof ! wrote:
Ciggy wrote:feckin knackerd me eyes are burnin in me skull :down:

Here you go Cig .

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:D  Cheers woof good idea.
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