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by babu » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:12 am

andy's favourite word is Flaccid.

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by red37 » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:15 am

Mornin'

I see someones put ten bob in the meter...it was like trying to get in Fort Knox on here last night after midnight...

(maintenance/tidying up..)   

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by woof woof ! » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:28 am

red37 wrote:I see someones put ten bob in the meter...

That reminds me of the days when me mum used to send me out with two tanners to exchange for a shillin' . No fun on a january night on the Woodchurch . I finally came up with the idea of filing down halfpenny pieces so they would fit the meter . My plan worked a treat , I must have been the richest kid on the block . Happy days , until the meter man came to empty the meter     . My mum battered me with a shoe all the way from the Woodchurch to Upton .

by red37 » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:34 am

....you know what they say Woof....."Better to have been battered with a shoe...than set-upon by the Floor cloth" 


 

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by woof woof ! » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:00 am

Floor cloth    . You were lucky ,I would have loved to be "set upon" by the floor cloth.

What were you parents weapons of choice ? my mum dished out most of the punishment with a big wooden hairbrush or the previously mentioned shoe . My old man rarely raised his hand to us but when he did it had a big leather belt in it . He did however tie me by the thumbs to the washing line one day , left me there for hours ,(not kidding)   

by red37 » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:19 am

my old fella used to fly up the stairs in about 3 steps, removing his belt on the way up...what he lacked in tact he more than made up for in enthusiasm     But, me mum was the WORST!!- a total maniac!!  f**k me - i used to sh@t myself if she had a cob on...Not one who you could get away from easily neither...she was mental!. The floor cloth...a rolled up copy of the 'Womans Weekly'  ...an awl slipper...the dogs stick!...the ewbank    (f**k me  that scarred me for life- im sure Dyson's arent as evil as them tho)..ive even been leathered once by a pair of me dads' kecks she was ironing!


i couldnt wait to run off - id left home about 4 times before i got to 13  ....ahh the good old days......the memories 

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by woof woof ! » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:40 am

  the ewbank   .

Ran off meself a few times , usually to me Nans 

No wonder so many kids joined the navy , Rum , Sodomy and the Lash was a holiday .

by Judge » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:25 pm

red37 wrote:Mornin'

I see someones put ten bob in the meter...it was like trying to get in Fort Knox on here last night after midnight...

(maintenance/tidying up..)   

we have good bob, bad bob, and now 10 bob 

by woof woof ! » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:34 pm

Lets not forget  Bob a Job . 

by woof woof ! » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:58 pm

by sophe_lfc_4_lyf » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:10 pm

YNWA.. Drummerphil_[*]

by dawson99 » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:12 pm

school finished for the week?

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by sophe_lfc_4_lyf » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:14 pm

YNWA.. Drummerphil_[*]

by dawson99 » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:17 pm

0118 999 881 999 119 7253

by woof woof ! » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:37 pm

  What about TIT FOR TAT ? can I say that ?