The suffolk-cater
s@int wrote:They have now arrested another man in conection to the murders.
All this talk of Tesco's and strangling reminds me of the old Arti joke.
A man went into his local and was moaning about his wife nagging him. Another of the regulars, a bloke named Arti, came up to him and said: "I could sort her out for you mate... Give me a quid and I'll do the deed."
"Brilliant" says the bloke, gives him a quid and tells him that she goes to Tesco's every day at 10am, is blonde and wears a red dress.
So the next morning, Arti goes to Tesco's at 10, sees the woman and strangles her. Then, as he turns round, he sees another blonde in a red dress, and wanting to make sure he's got the right one, he strangles her too.
As he runs for the exit the store manager tries to stop him, Arti strangles him as well.
The next morning the newspaper headlines read...
"Arti Chokes three for a pound in Tesco's"
Sorry , I have already got me coat.
The Manhattan Project wrote:Yeah he did it.
Just look at him for frick's sake.
He looks mad.
peewee wrote:ok, guys, i dont want to say i told you so, but i told you so.
its not always the obvious weird nutter that is the killer, the second guy they arrested has now been charged with all 5 murders and stephens has been released.
Dundalk wrote:Looks like they got him, thank god, how would he be treated in jail?
s@int wrote:peewee wrote:ok, guys, i dont want to say i told you so, but i told you so.
its not always the obvious weird nutter that is the killer, the second guy they arrested has now been charged with all 5 murders and stephens has been released.
I still think they should have hanged him. It would have been a warning to people not to walk around looking like a nutter.
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