happy boozeday john mate just think, you'll be retired soon and you can get a free pass to go on the buses all day all round liverpool to your heart's content
Why thank you, Sirs and Madam. Don't you love Sid James' grid? Just another day now though, doubt I'll even get a prezzy.
I think this is my third birthday on this forum.
When I turned 25, I was sitting in with an ex-girlfriend I lived with watching American Werewolf In London. What the fuck's that all about? That's what you do when you're old.
Last year, when I turned 26, I was with some other bird having a sick one in Mathew Street as I'd been drinking since 12:00pm in the afternoon with the lads from my office. Those were the days when I could just go the pub in work hours and not come back. I fell over pissed in Mathew Street and ended up in The Cavern I think. Yes, the bird did disappear sharpish from me.....
This year, I will go to Anfield tomorrow and watch us play Fulham, then get fucking smashed after it and hopefully report back with no bruises on Sunday if I can wake up or get to the PC.