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by **shanks72** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:30 pm

s@int wrote:The male African golden web orb spider has two penises. However they both drop off during sex. Then they try to say theres no god!

by **shanks72** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:39 pm

For my bday I got a luverly Milan Baros fridge magnet (he is wearing his Czech Rep' kit, not the Villa strip).

Now I get to swoon everytime I go in the kitchen! :love:

........I'm easy to please..

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:25 am

I'm easy to please..

I had already heard that Shanks

See the Aussies scraped a lucky win in the test match. If they hadnt scored a lucky 600+ in the first innings we would have won.

by **Woollyback** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:38 am

mornin all :pirate

went to old trafford yesterday. people moan about ooters at anfield, jeez they wanna try that place for a comparison - we had a load of finns next to us, borat's brothers & cousins in front of us, pakistanis behind us, and the only people speakng english were these two scots blokes with tourettes :laugh:

i've never seen so many cameras at a footy game, some bloke was videoing the screen by the bogs showing highlights at half time :laugh:

and the atmosphere? bag o' sh*te. loud yes, but that's a given with 75,000 feckers in there but no songs, nothing. the only thing the whole ground could manage in unison was chant "united, united" (what genius made that one up?). and d'you know what was even sadder? the chelsea fans. we were pretty near them and they made the united fans sound good. shocking. even these days, anfield absolutely feckin ROCKS compared to that sh*thouse :buttrock

by **Judge** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:41 am

good morning all

by **dawson99** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:17 pm

this evening i will be mostly drinking...alcohol

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:38 pm

dawson99 wrote:this evening i will be mostly drinking...alcohol

I have found something better than alcohol! I had a small op this morning (in and out day surgery). Whatever they used to knock me out (pentathol?) is 'kin great stuff. I would definitely be addicted to that given the chance.

Out like a light no dreams just blackness, and you wake up feeling on top of the world. It makes you feel like when Liverpool won the CL. Sod cocaine and Heroin just give me some of that!

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

by **shanks72** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:43 pm

s@int wrote:
dawson99 wrote:this evening i will be mostly drinking...alcohol

I have found something better than alcohol! I had a small op this morning (in and out day surgery). Whatever they used to knock me out (pentathol?) is 'kin great stuff. I would definitely be addicted to that given the chance.

Out like a light no dreams just blackness, and you wake up feeling on top of the world. It makes you feel like when Liverpool won the CL. Sod cocaine and Heroin just give me some of that!

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Glad you're ok, [email]S@int......[/email]
and that "pentathol?" stuff sounds good...

(btw I have NO idea why your name has come out underlined... must be this laptop playing up again...'cause I can't seem to get rid of it... :upside:

)

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:54 pm

its because you are using @ instead of a in saints name and the computer reads it as an email address so hyperlinks it.

like this S@int

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:55 pm

oops and you are using dots like this [email]S@int......[/email]

by **shanks72** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:04 pm

Thanks peewee...think you are right as I did get the word 'email' come up as well which I had to delete.
Though this laptop has gone funny..... 'cause the key for 2 ", has swopped itself with the key for '@....... :upside:

(and in all my other mentionings of Saint's name this has never happened before.)

I blame the Saint for having an astericks in his name..

by **Judge** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:52 pm

good afternoon all

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:48 am

shanks72 wrote:Thanks peewee...think you are right as I did get the word 'email' come up as well which I had to delete.
Though this laptop has gone funny..... 'cause the key for 2 ", has swopped itself with the key for '@.......

(and in all my other mentionings of Saint's name this has never happened before.)

I blame the Saint for having an astericks in his name..

Its cos' im from Gaul. Asterix the Gaul.... ged it

I'll get my coat (sorry)

I wasn't exaggerating about the pentathol(?) it was amazing stuff, no headache or feeling sick like I expected, just felt on top of the world. I am thinking of becoming a doctor now( I would have said anesthetist but I couldnt spell it)

Your laptop keys have gone funny because you have changed from EN to US keyboard setup. Change it to EN(GLISH)and it will be ok shanks. Should be an option at the bottom right of your taskbar. Click on it and choose EN and everything should be back to normal.

If you have no option at bottom right go to control panel, open regional and language options, On the Languages tab, under Text services and input languages, click Details. Under Preferences, click Language Bar. Then select the Show the Language bar on the desktop check box. Choose EN and everything should be back to normal.

Hope this helps.

by **shanks72** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:21 pm

Glad you're ok, Saint!

And thanks for the advice, I'll will try it..

It's a funny thing with this laptop, but just lately it won't let me get an internet connection in the eve, (although it's hit and miss).
If I go on before half 6 then it's usually ok for the rest of the eve. And if anyone uses it during the day it's ok too.

The Aol man I spoke to said he thought it had a "wirus".... (of course he meant virus, but had to ask him to spell it as couldn't understand him......but he kept his cool...

)

Don't really think it has a virus...it may be more to do with the amount of internet 'traffic' in the evenings.

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:36 pm

shanks72 wrote:Glad you're ok, Saint!

And thanks for the advice, I'll will try it..

It's a funny thing with this laptop, but just lately it won't let me get an internet connection in the eve, (although it's hit and miss).
If I go on before half 6 then it's usually ok for the rest of the eve. And if anyone uses it during the day it's ok too.

The Aol man I spoke to said he thought it had a "wirus".... (of course he meant virus, but had to ask him to spell it as couldn't understand him......but he kept his cool... )

Don't really think it has a virus...it may be more to do with the amount of internet 'traffic' in the evenings.

It may be spyware/malware thats causing your problems. Do you use a spyware checker?

Ewido download site

A-squared free

SPYBOT SEARCH AND DESTROY

These are very good programs for getting rid of spyware ,trojans and malware.(They are all free too)

I use all three once a week to keep my computer clean. I also run a virus check every week. If you dont have a virus scanner just let me know and I will give you a link to a free one.

AVG antivirus

I may as well post the link (someone else might need it )

If you dont fancy downloading the virus checker or if youhave one and just want a second opinion This link will give you a full security check and a free online virus check.

symantec security check

Its Norton so its def OK.

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