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Postby The Red Baron » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:59 pm

Be very careful a mate of mine tried to sh@g an escort,and ended up in casualty.


He burnt his dick on the exhaust :D
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:20 pm

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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:11 am

Manhattan likes mince too.

Especially with spaghetti and a nice ragu sauce.
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Postby Mannyk » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:48 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:
The Manhattan Project wrote:The difference between escorts and prostitutes?

It's like the difference between a fine wine and those you can buy for £9.99 at the local petrol station.

So what you're saying is that it all depends on your grapes?

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Yes it does. If you leave the grapes in the sun long enough they become sultanas a bit like prostitutes  :eyebrow
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:54 am

Escort services/brothels/prostitution should all be legalised and regulated/taxed.

Society has never been able to get rid of it through law enforcement and legislation so it's time to admit that demand always leads to supply.

Same goes with drugs.
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Postby Mannyk » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:01 am

Joke.

Theres are girl running towards a policeman yelling mister mister please help I have just been graped.

Policeman: You mean raped

Girl: No there was a bunch of them.

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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:04 am

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Postby Mikz » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:48 am

Bamaga man wrote:
Mikz wrote:??? is that not enough?

For 150 pounds, what do you think ?

:D If i ever get that desperate for a bit Ill think about it.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:14 am

two prozzies talking, one says "have you ever been picked up the fuzz?"

the other says "no, but i hav been swung round by the tits a few times"

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Postby shanks72 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:11 pm

The Red Baron wrote:Be very careful a mate of mine tried to sh@g an escort,and ended up in casualty.


He burnt his dick on the exhaust :D

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Postby Judge » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:58 pm

Ciggy wrote:Cmon Judge Nando wants to know can he get a sh@g off an escort I think yes what about you  :D

i think yes also  :D
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