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by **taff** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:28 pm

Is that Otley where the ducks play football

by **Ciggy** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:48 am

dawson99 wrote:

Is that where the Judge lives, it looks like Emmerdale.

by **jkop** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:28 am

Ciggy wrote:
dawson99 wrote::D

Is that where the Judge lives, it looks like Emmerdale.

Are the people alright there, look at the bloke crossing the road looking in the opposite direction of the oncoming traffic. :wwww

Beep Beep

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:20 pm

What a gay day

Liverpool drew, I didnt win the lottery and Iv just spilt tea all over my keyboard.

by **dawson99** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:28 pm

i won £160 on horses yesterday, won 120 at poker. so yesterday was good.

on the downside i was in bed at 5am, been in work all day and not finishing til 8.

so a yay nay day

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:31 pm

It was after 5 when I went to bed (waiting up for my son) I didnt win on the horses and dont really know how to play poker that well (I still think 4 Aces should be the top hand!)

by **dawson99** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:32 pm

well uc an join our game any day.. a straight flush and royal flush kickt he cr@p outta your 4 aces.

absolutely shattered today mate. love it

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:39 pm

dawson99 wrote:well uc an join our game any day.. a straight flush and royal flush kickt he cr@p outta your 4 aces.

absolutely shattered today mate. love it

Your just looking for a mug to fleece!

Glad you won though mate. Imagine feeling so tired and having lost.

by **dawson99** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:40 pm

it was round mine as well, another game started and i went to bed, left them to it

all good fun, u should get into it, but not the online stuff, gotta be real... its just an excuse for a beer and some banter.

by **Woollyback** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:45 pm

no idea how to play poker, and as for horses well they just stink of p*ss. spent £250 on wednesday on my car insurance excess and £170 yesterday getting the central heating boiler fixed. £420 just to make things work like they used to :angry:

think i'm gonna get p1ssed :nod

by **dawson99** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:50 pm

wooly dude, it might just be me... but i get the smallest feeling that you like to have the odd half an ale?

i rent so dont pay for fixing stuff, aint got no car, so i can gamble away

think i might get pi$$ed today too

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:52 pm

I sometimes watch it on TV but I would only play, if they give me a cool name like "Devilfish " or something. I would probably get stuck with "The crying man" as a nickname.

by **Woollyback** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:29 pm

dawson99 wrote:wooly dude, it might just be me... but i get the smallest feeling that you like to have the odd half an ale?

understatement of the feckin century

by **dawson99** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:57 am

i have set my mobile phone to be my alarm clock and this morning at 6am all i heard was:

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

What a way to wake up!!!

by **woof woof !** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:23 am

Can't believe I'm smiling at 8.20 am on a Monday morning but the Um Bongo ditty will do it every time . Nice one Dawsino ,

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