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by **account deleted by request** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:15 pm

dawson99 wrote:i bet u dont ask for too small a fibre optic camera eh? funny how the thing being put there has the word fibre in it

I just hope they dont use the same camera for both ends!

I asked for an extra small, for my virgin orifice .

by **dawson99** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:38 pm

is now the time for me to show what (insert name here) uses?

by **shanks72** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:03 pm

s@int wrote:I went for a gastroscopy the other day and was told ," You cant be sick while breathing in". I tried everything to prove them wrong, but they were right. How do people die inhaling their own vomit then?

Good tip for when you have been on the p!ss though!

I had one of these a couple of years ago.
It's interesting, 'cause you think you are going to choke, but you don't actually.

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:11 pm

I didnt think I was going to choke, I just kept retching and gagging while they just kept saying breath in. They took some nice pictures though.

Glad I didnt opt for the sedation though, the bloke before me had that and had a really bad time.

by **shanks72** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:32 pm

Afterwards I wished I had been sedated as the paralising throat spray they used didn't do anything.
Had a sore throat and pains in the chest for days after.

Give me sedation any time. (Probably better if I am out of it...can't think too much then.)

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:49 pm

shanks72 wrote:Afterwards I wished I had been sedated as the paralising throat spray they used didn't do anything.
Had a sore throat and pains in the chest for days after.

Give me sedation any time. (Probably better if I am out of it...can't think too much then.)

The only thing the throat spray did was numb my tongue, they may as well not have bothered. I wouldnt have sedation if I was you, the bloke before me did and when he came out, he was rushed off to another ward and all the nurses were upset.

Do they put you out ? I had sedation when I had a colonoscopy, but they didnt put me to sleep, they said it was just to relax me (didnt work!)

by **red37** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:05 am

i once had an endoscopy op. they sedated me and i ended up ripping the pipe out because either: id been over sedated or b: i just would not swallow two foot of hosepipe for no-one. it ended up being cancelled..that was 4 years ago. and no wonder im constantly pilled up on gavilast now etc..

no probs with me knee arthroscopy though

by **shanks72** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:09 am

I assumed they put you out with sedation, that's why I didn't have it as am always frightened I will not come round.

But changed my mind after the experience. I somehow forgot to breathe for like a couple of seconds and this doctor's shouting "breathe!",
whilst someone else is shoving this tube down my gullett, not very pleasant (hope I haven't put anyone off who's due to have it done!)

However from your recollections S@int, perhaps sedation is not the way to go.

At least I could stand up and walk out of the place afterwards.......just about....

by **red37** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:23 am

id rather they went in through the back door next time than go through all that gagging/gasping for air palava again...no way!

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:40 am

red37 wrote:id rather they went in through the back door next time than go through all that gagging/gasping for air palava again...no way!

Believe me you wouldnt! I felt like I had spent the evening as the sexual plaything of Lando, Judge and Rafa Dodd.

They also pump you full of air which makes you feel "uncomfortable" for hours.

by **red37** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:43 am

s@int wrote:
red37 wrote:id rather they went in through the back door next time than go through all that gagging/gasping for air palava again...no way!

Believe me you wouldnt! I felt like I had spent the evening as the sexual plaything of Lando, Judge and Rafa Dodd.

They also pump you full of air which makes you feel "uncomfortable" for hours.

"They also pump you full of air which makes you feel "uncomfortable" for hours"

not with a thermo-nuclear back door 'eye' like mine it wouldnt!- id clear the area in minutes.

by **Woollyback** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:36 pm

i got intubated when i was ill a couple of years back. one minute i was watching sky sports at home, the next thing i knew was 3 days later i woke up in intensive care with a breathing tube, feeding tube, catheter and about 12 blood lines :wwww

having the feeding tube out wasn't too bad but the breathing tube was a nightmare, it felt like coughing up a length of drainpipe and left me with a proper sore throat. horrible. :no

the catheter wasn't too bad but i'm glad i was unconscious when the put the fecker in :wwww

by **anti-hero** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:10 pm

This conversations sounds dirty.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:31 am

Havent been in here for a while.

by **woof woof !** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:46 am

s@int wrote:Bashee playing magician sitting lotus on the floor
Belly dancing beauty with a power driven saw
Had my share of nightmares, didn't think there could be much more
then in walked Rodrick Usher with the Lady Eleanor .........

Wow ! , it's gotta be 35 years plus since I last heard Lindisfarne , nice one Saint , you f'ckin' hippie

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