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by **112-1077774096** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:59 am

i will check it out mate, but that reminds me of my nan when she was alive, i took her to stratford upon avon and she had me hunting for a tea shop that she used to go to with my grandad, she said we would spot it as it had nice cakes in the window (i wasnt really tuned in to be honest). anyway we couldnt find it and i suddenly asked her when she had been with my grandad, and she told me it was just after the war.

senile old sod

anyway chhers woof i will check it out :;):

by **woof woof !** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:22 am

peewee wrote:senile old sod

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:53 am

woof woof ! wrote:
peewee wrote:senile old sod

they look happy, but the woman on the end looks like she arrived backwards on a motorbike

by **JBG** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:45 pm

Haven't been around these parts for a while. Whats happening?

by **dawson99** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:57 pm

i think its kareoke tonight in the real world, but you can only sing songs by people who have the middle name Charlamaine

by **red37** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:07 pm

dawson99 wrote:i think its kareoke tonight in the real world, but you can only sing songs by people who have the middle name Charlamaine

what about in the title?

"dont you ever...dont you ever...stop being dandy, showing me your handsome" "prince charrr......" -- hang on a mo!!!

pi55 poor attempt, granted

by **dawson99** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:09 pm

well i think it was a darn tooting good try!

by **red37** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:46 pm

"Educated the expensive way He knows his claret from his beaujolais..."

ill grab me coat

by **dawson99** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:04 pm

where is charmless man anyways? good use of lyrics, bizarre lyrics, lets have em...heres mine:

Get along, Get along Kid Charlemagne.
Get along Kid Charlemagne.

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:31 pm

Bashee playing magician sitting lotus on the floor
Belly dancing beauty with a power driven saw
Had my share of nightmares, didn't think there could be much more
then in walked Rodrick Usher with the Lady Eleanor

She tied my eyes with ribbon of a silken ghostly thread
I gazed with trouble vision on an old four poster bed
Where Eleanor had risen to kiss the neck below my head
and bid me come along with her to the land of the dancing dead

But it's all right, Lady Eleanor
All right, Lady Eleanor
I'm all right where I am

She gazed with loving beauty like a mother to a son
like living, dying, seeing, being all rolled into one
Then all at once I heard some music playing in my bones
the same old song I'd heard for years, reminding me of home

But it's all right, Lady Eleanor
All right, Lady Eleanor
I'm all right where I am

Then creeping on towards me, licking lips with tongues of fire
a host of golden demons screaming lust and base desire
and when it seemed for certain that the screams could get no higher
I heard a voice above the rest screaming 'You're liar'

But it's all right, Lady Eleanor
All right, Lady Eleanor
I'm all right here in your arms

by **dawson99** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:23 pm

damn its quiet in the tavern tonight

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:46 pm

I went for a gastroscopy the other day and was told ," You cant be sick while breathing in". I tried everything to prove them wrong, but they were right. How do people die inhaling their own vomit then?

Good tip for when you have been on the p!ss though!

by **dawson99** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:56 pm

u can be sick in your mouth and then swallow it? this is a nasty conversation.

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:00 pm

I wont tell you about my experiences with colonoscopys then!

by **dawson99** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:04 pm

i bet u dont ask for too small a fibre optic camera eh? funny how the thing being put there has the word fibre in it

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