by The Manhattan Project » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:06 am
In Manhattan's Opinion, the sexiest women in sport are figure skaters.
But, regarding the list:
Maria Sharapova = Too tall. Has an annoying "My Father Defected" part-Russian/part-American" accent.
Mia Hamm = Too butch.
Michelle Wie = Not bad. Probably the best by default.
Paula Radcliffe = Cries too much. She'll probably stab you while you sleep.
Serena Williams = Too butch. Probably has a knob.
Marion Jones = Too butch. Probably has a bigger knob than Serena.
Anna Kournikova = Too useless to be taken seriously. Makes Manhattan wonder why she wasted time playing tennis (and getting thrashed everytime) when she could have earned more money simply by stripping naked, licking a tennis ball and posing in a magazine.
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