Alex Ferguson- Sex organ fuel
Andy Gray- Randy Gay
David Ginola- A livid gonad, vagina dildo
Dennis Bergkamp- Pink German beds
Fabrizio Ravanelli- Evil Brazilian afro
Francis Lee- Nice Flares
Gareth Southgate- Treat to huge sh@g
George Best- Go get beers
Gudni Bergsson- Undressing bog
Karlheinz Reidle- He killer red Nazi
Maine Road- I Am A Drone
Manchester United- Urine detachments
Leicester City- Electric Yetis
Martin Keown -I'm not w#nker
Nathan Blake- An ankle bath
Neil Cox- Lexicon
Paul Merson- Lump on ******
Peter Beardsley- Beery plastered
Peter Shilton- Enter hot lips
Queens Park Rangers- Ranger Spanks Queer
Robbie Elliott- Better boil oil
Scott Sellars- Let's toss Carl
Sheffield United- Defies Nude Filth
Stan Collymore- Measly control
Super John McGinlay- Sperm launching joy
Teddy Sheringham- He'd sh@g dirty men
West Bromwich Albion- I blame brown cow sh#t
