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by **Rafa D** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:47 am

Hey right I have a fuecking real world problem for you all, last nite iwent to the asda toget some biccys after teh discussion last night. When I came home with my flatmate, we walked in the kitchen and a feckin mouse ran across the floor!!

I shitttre myself, my house is always clean and I have a feckin mouse in my kitchen!!!

So anyways we pulled everthing out and finally we have the mouse contain thanks to duct tape,but what the feck should i do to get rid, anyone had this problem, i phoned pest control but they said all they do is lay poison!! I want this muther fuker dead today, thinking of going to the rspca and buying a cat and lettin it go sick in there

Any thoughts?

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:14 am

I love animals, but a quick foot stomp should sort it.

by **Rafa D** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:16 am

s@int wrote:I love animals, but a quick foot stomp should sort it.

HOW THE FECK DO I DO THAT ITS FAST AS FUKC MATE!!

THINKIN ABOUT GETTING A STICKY BOARD, THE MOUSE GETS STUCK TO THE BOARD IN GLUE, MAKE THE LITTLE FECKER SUFFER!!

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:24 am

Give it one of your biccies, while its eating it - crunch

by **woof woof !** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:33 am

Rafa-Dodd wrote:Hey right I have a fuecking real world problem for you all, last nite iwent to the asda toget some biccys after teh discussion last night. When I came home with my flatmate, we walked in the kitchen and a feckin mouse ran across the floor!!

All packets of ASDA biscuits come with a free pet , you're lucky you only got a mouse in yours , I got a giraffe in mine , still can't get rid of the f'ucker, it's a right pain , stood in the middle of my lounge in front of the telly :angry:

by **stmichael** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:44 am

god moaning

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:17 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:Hey right I have a fuecking real world problem for you all, last nite iwent to the asda toget some biccys after teh discussion last night. When I came home with my flatmate, we walked in the kitchen and a feckin mouse ran across the floor!!

All packets of ASDA biscuits come with a free pet , you're lucky you only got a mouse in yours , I got a giraffe in mine , still can't get rid of the f'ucker, it's a right pain , stood in the middle of my lounge in front of the telly

by **woof woof !** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:55 pm

THREE WEEKS AWAY AND WHAT DID I MISS ?

Skimmin' thru the forum I've got that "groundhog day" feeling .

Where's that little f'ucker Dawsinio ? always livens things up with a totally off the wall obsevation.

by **woof woof !** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:08 pm

dawson99 wrote:ok, 10,000...

laters

OH , THATS IT THEN IS IT ? :angry:

YOU SCRAWNY LITTLE F'UCKER ,YOU FORGET I KNOW WHERE YOU SHOP FOR ORIENTAL DVDS, GET BACK IN HERE , YOU DON'T WANT ME TO COME LOOKING FOR YOU . :angry:

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by **adamnbarrett** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:11 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
dawson99 wrote:ok, 10,000...

laters

OH , THATS IT THEN IS IT ? YOU SCRAWNY LITTLE F'UCKER ,YOU FORGET I KNOW WHERE YOU SHOP FOR ORIENTAL DVDS, GET BACK IN HERE , YOU DON'T WANT ME TO COME LOOKING FOR YOU . .

comeback dawson :down:

by **Ciggy** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:13 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Where's that little f'ucker Dawsinio ? always livens things up with a totally off the wall obsevation.

He's on his hols Woof.

by **woof woof !** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:38 pm

Ciggy wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Where's that little f'ucker Dawsinio ? always livens things up with a totally off the wall obsevation.

He's on his hols Woof.

Think it's worse than that Cig , the little f'ucker is BORED . Christ ! whats it coming to when one of the most happy go lucky members finds even his unlimited attention span is sorely tested by whats posted in here .

:sniffle

by **Ciggy** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:44 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Think it's worse than that Cig , the little f'ucker is BORED . Christ ! whats it coming to when one of the most happy go lucky members finds even his unlimited attention span is sorely tested by whats posted in here .

I know what ya mean mate but he is on his hols, he sent me a message last week.

by **Woollyback** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:07 am

and where the hell is andy g?

i bet he'll be back the minute summer finishes in barcelona (ie. 1st december, and he'll feck back off again on jan 1st when it starts again :angry:

)

by **woof woof !** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:27 pm

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