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by **account deleted by request** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:16 am

I had to look MDMA up (ecstacy). I feel like I must be the only person over 18 in Britain ,never to have taken or smoked drugs, apart from nicotine and alcohol.

and I have never had a hobnob or a fig roll or even a mince pie!

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:22 am

The Lando Griffin biscuit catalogue and rating system:

Arrowroot: Like eating cardboard. Only eaten when there are no alternatives. The soldier no-one likes, but does his job dutifully. Lance-Corporal.

Borbon Creams: SOme are OK, others are rank. Not really a big chocolate fan, but partial to the odd one. Corporal.

Custard Creams: An all-rounder, incapable of rising to the top of the ranks due to lack of drive. Underachieving Sergent.

Digestives: King of the all-rounders. BAsic, sturdy and trustworthy. A good choice for the insecure. Likeable Captain.

Hob Nob: Popular choice, but lacking in the taste department. Like eating straw. Colour Sergent.

Jammy Dodgers: Childish, yet fun. Will never be a high-end achiever, but always good for a laugh. Staff Sergent.
Happy Faces: Creamy Gods. The king of the biscuit empire, and Lord over all the other snacks. MAster of his art, and evergreen conquerer. General.

Fig Rolls: Brother-in-Law of Happy FAces, and slightly less powerful. Still a good choice, with the second highest ranking. Luitenant General.

Chocolate Digestives: Women's digestive. Not a man's biscuit. Sergent Major.

Nice biscuits (Pronounced, "Neece" after the French City): A good choice if you want a dry one. Colonel.

Ginger Nut: THe Chris Evans of the biscuit world, only slightly less annoying. A biscuit should not be spicy. Corporal.

Garibaldi: This is NOT a biscuit. For a cheaper alternative, stick your clagnuts between 2 sheets of Frosties box cardboard and chew. Dishonourable discharge for being sh*t.

To be continued at a later date....

by **daxy1** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:51 am

Rafa-Dodd wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
Rafa-Dodd wrote:Ciggy I agree, dipped in your brew or not mince pies are the devil!!

PMSL who the feck would dip one of them in the tea, and get all floatys at the top.
When I used to take me nans cup out all dried bits of biscuits used to be on the rim

Not me

Yes I know what you mean, if you have had a mammoth biccy dipping session, when you drink your tea, you have to be careful or you get the break aways in your last mouth of tea and its minging, then you got no tea left to wash it down!!!

Beware of the breakaway!!

Daxy - I have too sampled that fine biccy and I am a big fan, it melt in ya mouth a bit and it is scrump diddly um!! I get paid tonight, so at 12.00 on me way home I shall nip into the tescos in the north end and see if I can find these elusive dream makers!!!

yeah mate the knoB end tesco is top huntin ground's for a quality biccy! loads of choice

by **66-1112520797** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:12 pm

babu wrote:in Oz 'biccy' means MDMA.

Hob nobs for me, the chocolate coated ones.

Babu, does the term 'biccys' come from disco biscuits, thats MDMA over in the U.K ?

Speaking of different use of words between the English and Oz's.

A thong over here is a smelly piece of rubber worn on the foot, over in England its a sexy, purfume scented :eyebrow

piece of underwear.

by **Mikz** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:39 pm

And in China ..its something to sing :sleepy:

by **daxy1** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:43 pm

Mikz wrote:And in China ..its something to sing

pmsl! brother!

by **drummerphil** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:44 pm

s@int wrote:This is proof that I have lived a deprived (not depraved) life. I have never had a Hobnob, not even one

I like maryland cookies (red packet)but not the double choc chip.

maryland cookies (red packet original) for me too.Easily eat a whole packet with a mug of coffee,

by **66-1112520797** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:00 pm

Mikz wrote:And in China ..its something to sing

by **PhiLFC** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:31 pm

Gotta be Jaffa "Cakes" - eat the chocolate then eat the sponge and put the orange jelly on your tongue - mouth full of saliva within seconds

by **RUSHIE#9** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:39 pm

s@int wrote:I had to look MDMA up (ecstacy). I feel like I must be the only person over 18 in Britain ,never to have taken or smoked drugs, apart from nicotine and alcohol.

and I have never had a hobnob or a fig roll or even a mince pie!

Bloody hell, you have lived a sheltered life!!

Why don't you rip it up one of these weekends and get yer self some..............

HOBNOBS!!! :wwww

by **mitch22** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:04 pm

raisin TRRRIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO

by **woof woof !** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:11 pm

Gypsy creams
Jacobs fig rolls
Wagon wheels

You lot haven't lived .

by **Rafa D** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:41 pm

wagon wheels are :censored:

!!!, they taste like carboard!!

by **luvliverpool** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:49 pm

drummerphil wrote:Maryland cookies

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I am the same Drummerphil I cannot open a packet of maryland's without finishing them........it has now become like a ritual to me

by **Dalglish** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:03 am

You can't go wrong with a Jaffa Cake (Is it a cake or a biscuit ?

)

Hob nobs have something in them that gives me terrible heart burn

Or maybe I'm just at that funny age !!!

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