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Squirrels - Harmless rodents or trained killers?

1. Playful thumbless fur-balls. As dangerous as shaving foam.
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2. International hitmen. Trained in all lethal Martial Arts & use guns.
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43%
3. The REAL rulers of the Earth. Have bad breath from drinking tea.
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4. Highly skilled heart surgeons. Educated at Oxford and Harvard.
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5. Bushy-tailed psychopaths, bent on murder and pillage.
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43%
6. Nymphomaniacs and drunkards. Have sex then play darts.
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14%
7. The World's great pavement-layers. Earn £14 per hour.
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8. Sublime painters. Van Gogh lost his ear in a jealous encounter.
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9. Relatives of the Royal Family's Corgi's.
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10. Oil-based cleaners. All named Nutkin, or Nutkinette. Smelly.
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No votes
 
Total votes : 7

Postby Lando_Griffin » Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:11 am

These evil little f*ckers are DEFINATELY in allegiance with the Walnut Whips, and so must die.

I mean:
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Just look at his beady little eyes.

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Postby account deleted by request » Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:27 am

Having been attacked and chased by one in my youth and bearly escaping with my life,I know the true nature of the beast. They pretend to be cuddly friendly creatures, until the unwary take a step too close, then they spring into action ripping and tearing. Its perhaps not as well known as it should be, but they can bring down and kill a bull elephant faster than a Lion. They used to be used extensively in Elephant hunts, until the Elephant became an endangered species. Probably with the Wolverene and the Tasmanian Devil, the most dangerous killer in the animal kingdom.
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:46 am

s@int wrote:Having been attacked and chased by one in my youth and bearly escaping with my life,I know the true nature of the beast. They pretend to be cuddly friendly creatures, until the unwary take a step too close, then they spring into action ripping and tearing. Its perhaps not as well known as it should be, but they can bring down and kill a bull elephant faster than a Lion. They used to be used extensively in Elephant hunts, until the Elephant became an endangered species. Probably with the Wolverene and the Tasmanian Devil, the most dangerous killer in the animal kingdom.

You see people!?!

If a Saint agrees, it MUST be true.

Squirrels are truely vicious creatures.  :no  :D
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Postby CardinalRed » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:43 pm

Tell you what are worse than Squirrels.... Cats! I f*ckin' can't stand the things, they've no loyalty and they'll scratch you soon as look at you... I bet all cats are Chelski fans!


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Postby taff » Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:49 pm

They are the devils spawn but not as evil as your badger.

Beware the squirrel menace  :angry:
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Postby Dundalk » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:31 pm

I went with number 2, the picture did it for me!

They look to evil to be nice!
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Postby anti-hero » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:01 pm

Well.. I dont think Steve Irwin has ever wrestled with one..










So it must be really dangerous. :D
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Postby Judge » Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:43 am

are the grey squirrel, the nemesis of the red one
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Postby taff » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:05 pm

Worse than Celtic Rangers mate, proper enemies of gigantic scale :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:32 am

taff wrote:Worse than Celtic Rangers mate, proper enemies of gigantic scale :D

those grey ones are evil little fuckers

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