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by **adamnbarrett** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:26 am

morning all

dog's still limping, but can somehow still get up and down the stairs

by **stmichael** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:35 am

god moaning

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:44 am

i'm bringing a girl in here tonight, she has bow legs, a lisp and a hair lip.

make sure none of you b@stards laugh at her

by **66-1112520797** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:48 am

peewee wrote:i'm bringing a girl in here tonight, she has bow legs, a lisp and a hair lip.

make sure none of you b@stards laugh at her

Alright PeeWee I'll try and get Smeg then

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:53 am

peewee wrote:i'm bringing a girl in here tonight, she has bow legs, a lisp and a hair lip.

make sure none of you b@stards laugh at her

Sounds like shes a step up in class from your usual girls peewee

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:53 am

this isnt her but i am trying to fix smeg up with this one

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:54 am

s@int wrote:
peewee wrote:i'm bringing a girl in here tonight, she has bow legs, a lisp and a hair lip.

make sure none of you b@stards laugh at her

Sounds like shes a step up in class from your usual girls peewee

yeah i have to pay her

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:54 am

peewee wrote:this isnt her but i am trying to fix smeg up with this one

pmsl

by **66-1112520797** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:55 am

peewee wrote:this isnt her but i am trying to fix smeg up with this one

She definately has the look of 'chewing him up and spitting him out' about her.

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:06 pm

i didnt know lando was getting a new car

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:26 pm

Lando must have lost weight , hes having to wear a belt on his jeans.

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:43 pm

having just read the Crouch thread I have realised there is no hope for me. I try , I ponder, I practise but my insulting skills are never going to be up to the standards required.

burberry wearing kunt

get back to your gay uk mags or sheep shaggin antics in the fields of inbreadsville.

I must lack poetry in my soul, but I can never come up with insults like these

by **Ciggy** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:31 pm

Jesus christ that Oasis would give an asprin a headache :wwww

by **stmichael** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:34 pm

Time for a song to celebrate the arrival of Dirk Kuyt. 'Rotterdam' by Beautiful South, which mentions Rotterdam and Liverpool! It also mentions being blonde and beautiful which is funny as f#ck.

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
Anywhere alone
Anywhere alone

And the women tug their hair
Like they're trying to prove it won't fall out
And all the men are gargoyles
Dipped long in Irish stout

The whole place is pickled
The people are pickles for sure
And no-one knows if they've done more here
Than they ever would do in a jar

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
Anywhere alone
Anywhere alone

And everyone is blonde
And everyone is beautiful
and when blondes and beautiful are multiple
they become so dull and dutiful

And when faced with dull and dutiful
They fire red warning flares
Battle-Khaki personality
With red underwear

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
Anywhere alone
Anywhere alone

The whole place is pickled
The people are pickles for sure
And no-one knows if they've done more here
Than they ever would do in a jar

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
Anywhere alone

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
Anywhere alone

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:45 pm

Ciggy wrote: Jesus christ that Oasis would give an asprin a headache

Hes just a wind up merchant, best to just laugh and ignore

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