
jkop wrote:s@int wrote:Some interesting and not so interesting facts
An elephant is the only mammal that cant jump.
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why
Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. (nice!)
The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer
Yes very intresting
s@int wrote:Famous Last Words
"I'll get a world record for this."
"It's fireproof."
"He's probably just hibernating."
"What does this button do?"
"I'm making a citizen's arrest."
"So, you're a cannibal..."
"It's probably just a rash."
"Are you sure the power is off?"
"Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"
"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"
"I wonder where the mother bear is?"
"I've seen this done on TV."
"These are the good kind of mushrooms."
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"Let it down slowly."
"Rat poison only kills rats."
"Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town."
"It's strong enough for both of us."
"This doesn't taste right."
"I can make this light before it changes."
"Nice doggie."
"I can do that with my eyes closed."
"I've done this before."
"Well, we've made it this far."
"That's odd."
"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"
"Don't be so superstitious."
"Now watch this..."
"What duck?"
Sssssssssssssh. If we're real quiet, love, your Dad'll never know."
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s@int wrote:Famous Last Words
"I'll get a world record for this."
"It's fireproof."
"He's probably just hibernating."
"What does this button do?"
"I'm making a citizen's arrest."
"So, you're a cannibal..."
"It's probably just a rash."
"Are you sure the power is off?"
"Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"
"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"
"I wonder where the mother bear is?"
"I've seen this done on TV."
"These are the good kind of mushrooms."
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"Let it down slowly."
"Rat poison only kills rats."
"Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town."
"It's strong enough for both of us."
"This doesn't taste right."
"I can make this light before it changes."
"Nice doggie."
"I can do that with my eyes closed."
"I've done this before."
"Well, we've made it this far."
"That's odd."
"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"
"Don't be so superstitious."
"Now watch this..."
"What duck?"
s@int wrote:My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty
If there is a God, I don't believe that he is evil. The worst that can be said is that he's an underachiever
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole!
Beauty is only a lightswitch away
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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