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by **joko** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:03 am

hi, for the last three days, my poo color has been black :down:

sometimes it's solid, but sometimes it also liquid, but it's black

anybody knows why? i didn't eat blackboard or charcoal, my diet has been normal both the menu and the schedule.

i don't think it's as that serious to see the doctor for this, besides, i don't have money to afford that, so i was wondering if i could have your free thoughts here

let's talk sense, only for real fans

by **babu** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:34 am

gross dude, i was having lunch.

cue roberts.

by **joko** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:02 am

babu wrote:gross dude, i was having lunch.

cue roberts.

good, can you check what you eaten and what poo colors you produce for me? only for a little research

by **Judge** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:53 am

you probably have terminal gastritis, so you'll die soon

hope that helps

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:58 am

i think its a guiness thing, is it black with white at the top?

by **Woollyback** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:55 am

according to experts your poo should be "pliable and conker brown" :Oo:

lay off the guiness & iron filings dude, otherwise ease your worries by painting them brown :nod

by **tommycockles** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:57 am

yep definitely the guiness effect- sticks like treacle!!

by **tommycockles** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:58 am

here's a question:

will Blackpoo beat Live.rpoo ??

by **anti-hero** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:08 am

Have you been playing with Judge?

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:33 am

tommycockles wrote:here's a question:

will Blackpoo beat Live.rpoo ??

by **dward** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:38 am

joko we want to know if blackpoo will beat liverpoo

by **tommycockles** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:53 am

anti-hero wrote:Have you been playing with Judge?

do you want to rephrase that??

by **PhiLFC** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:19 am

joko wrote:hi, for the last three days, my poo color has been black
sometimes it's solid, but sometimes it also liquid, but it's black

anybody knows why? i didn't eat blackboard or charcoal, my diet has been normal both the menu and the schedule.

i don't think it's as that serious to see the doctor for this, besides, i don't have money to afford that, so i was wondering if i could have your free thoughts here

let's talk sense, only for real fans

Speaking from experience I've had the black stuff after red wine or Guinness (I tend not to drink them now because of the black stuff). Do you take multivitamens? If so check if there is iron as one of the additives apparently there's loads in Guinness and it can cause black stools. Liquirice is also a definite cause.

Lastly blood also causes black stools (I was in the emergency ambulance service for 11 years) and it could suggest an internal bleed (ie an ulcer)... check your diet first mate.

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:23 am

joko wrote:hi, for the last three days, my poo color has been black
sometimes it's solid, but sometimes it also liquid, but it's black

anybody knows why? i didn't eat blackboard or charcoal, my diet has been normal both the menu and the schedule.

i don't think it's as that serious to see the doctor for this, besides, i don't have money to afford that, so i was wondering if i could have your free thoughts here

let's talk sense, only for real fans

Too much Iron in your diet I think.

by **mitch22** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:04 pm

take your sunglasses off when u wipe ure @ss. :eyebrow

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