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by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:06 am

adamnbarrett wrote:
s@int wrote:How are you young scallies this morning ?

Ey I'm no scall

Yer I'm good ta. Going to Spain for two weeks tomorrow and haven't even started packing, but I just can't be arsed doing it. I don't want to go anyway. I miss the community shield and the home leg of the maccabi haifa game.

They have nude beaches and gorgeous girls in Spain

by **dawson99** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:08 am

pass might have tweedy, but
a: portman is nicer
2: my sig is the original
4: natalie portman!!!

by **adamnbarrett** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:08 am

s@int wrote:
adamnbarrett wrote:
s@int wrote:How are you young scallies this morning ?

Ey I'm no scall

Yer I'm good ta. Going to Spain for two weeks tomorrow and haven't even started packing, but I just can't be arsed doing it. I don't want to go anyway. I miss the community shield and the home leg of the maccabi haifa game.

They have nude beaches and gorgeous girls in Spain

Yeah, superb isn't it. That's the advantage. Spanish flange :buttrock

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:11 am

dawson99 wrote:pass might have tweedy, but
a: portman is nicer
2: my sig is the original
4: natalie portman!!!

Have you seen Natalies in the new Indiana Jones film ?

by **adamnbarrett** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:12 am

dawson99 wrote:pass might have tweedy, but
a: portman is nicer
2: my sig is the original
4: natalie portman!!!

Sorry dawson but Portman cannot compare to Tweedy. Because Tweedy is far better.

by **dawson99** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:12 am

yeah, they probably bringing back karen allan as well, might be VERY cool!!!

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:15 am

I think Harrison Ford is getting a bit past it now though - did you see Firewall? Decent film but he looked ancient.

by **dawson99** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:17 am

yeah but indiana jones is a working title, and harrison can do that kind of film. in fairness ford hasnt made anything good in years, hollywood homicide? k19, what lies beneath, random hearts, all pants!

by **adamnbarrett** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:19 am

dawson99 wrote:yeah but indiana jones is a working title, and harrison can do that kind of film. in fairness ford hasnt made anything good in years, hollywood homicide? k19, what lies beneath, random hearts, all pants!

I agree with you there Dawson. I think his downfall started when he was in Air Force One.

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:20 am

K19 wasnt THAT bad, Liam Neeson stole the pic though,and my wife liked what lies beneath but I agree hes had a bloody awful record over the last few years

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:24 am

Dward did you notice I signed up for your league? How many have you got now ?

by **dward** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:22 pm

s@int wrote:Dward did you notice I signed up for your league? How many have you got now ?

34 at the moment.

I'm hoping to get 50.

There should be a mad rush to sign up the day before it starts though

by **dawson99** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:31 pm

Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now

Hey, if you know the words, sing along

You're gonna have to mow the lawn, do the dishes, make your bed
You're gonna have to go to school until you're seventeen
It's gonna seem about tree times as long as that
You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun
You might have to go to war when you get out of school
Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse
You're gonna have to deal with stress, deal with stress, deal with stress
You're gonna be a giant mess when you get back from the war

Santa Claus does not exist, and there is no Easter Bunny
You'll find out when you grow up that Big Bird isn't funny

Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now

You're gonna end up smoking crack, on you're back, face the fact
You're gonna end up hooked on smack and then you're gonna die

And then you're gonna die

I want you to get a gun
And head on down to Washington
I want you to climb up high
High in the sky and shoot them all
Th-th-they don't deserve to live
What did they every give to you? Na na na na na

You know what I want you to do? I want you to go upstairs to that
apartment where that guy keeps playing that Barry Manilow record
"Copacabana" over and over and over again. I want you to ring the
doorbell, and when he answers the door, I want you to stab him in the neck
with a Number 2 pencil over and over and over again because he must pay!
Chop him up and put him in the freezer and as you leave the apartment,
light the place on fire!

CHORUS
Voices in my head
These are the voices in my head
Voices in my head
These are the voices in my head

You should dress up like a clown
Bark bark howl

Hi you never called me back. I got the pictures back from Thanksgiving. I
don't know why you wear that earring. If your father was alive I don't
know what he'd say. I was talking to Mrs. Corelli yesterday. You know
Bobby Corelli who was in your grade? He got promoted again in his law
firm. He's making $175,000 a year now. Are you on drugs? Why don't you
ever call me back? When are you gonna get married son? Isn't it about time
you settled down and got yourself a wife and got yourself a house and got
a kid, and got a car, and got a dog and got a lawnmowerk, and got a nice
picket fence...

CHORUS

The voice in my head-

Why, why is it every time
I gotta wait on :censored:

' line?

Why is it every time I turn on my television set I gotta see Sally
Struthers and those starving kids? Why can't somebody just send her a
check and shut her and those god damn kids up? beep :censored:

beep!
Where's Rob Reiner when you need him?

Why, why don't they drop the bomb
Right on top of everyone? Na na na na na

CHORUS
:wwww

see what i did for you

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:07 pm

What charming uplifting little song. Does Doris Day or Julie Andrews sing it ?

by **dawson99** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:12 pm

shakin stevens

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