Ive changed - Im a new man

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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:53 pm

Hello everyone,
Just to let you all know, Ive seen the light :D
Im a new man, as its the start of the new season coming up, maybe its time to turn over a new chapter in the life of Roberts, bury the hatchet with my arch rivals on here, cut the spam topics and do constructive posts on here, make my own forum a success and no more Spam anymore(we hope!) :D
And can one of the Mods please change my name to ROBERTS LFC just to let everyone know im a new man.
I really have changed honest! :nod
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Postby Smeg » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:57 pm

:laugh:
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Postby mitch22 » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:57 pm

:D  :D
Liverpool are magic Everton are ..... :censored:
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:58 pm

:wwww  :wwww  :wwww
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:58 pm

Smeg  :laugh:
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.

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REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:58 pm

mitch22 :D  :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:13 pm

Ringoozle :D  :lookaround
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Postby stoney » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:30 pm

Roberts, you cant change :D
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Postby Rafa D » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:36 pm

The Spamman by Roberts Spamman
I'm the spamman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do bap
Do ba do bap

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the spamman can do it
So can you

Everybody says that the spamman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the spam is the same thing
Yo, I'm the spamman
WHERE THE SPAMMAN, I'm the spamman

Why should we be pleasin in all the politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institutions
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the spamman can do it
So can you

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the spamman can do it
So can you

I hear you ask all about the meaning of spam
Well I am the professor and all I can tell you
Is while you're still sleeping
Saints are still weeping
Cause things you call dead haven't yet the chance to be born
I'm the spamman.

Repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
Sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

SPAM MAN!!
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:51 pm

It could only be me where I make a serious topic and it turns into a Spam Fest :laugh:
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Postby Rafa D » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:14 pm

Oh here we are and here we are and here we go
All aboard and were hittin the road
Here we go
Spamming all over the world

Well gidy up gidy up and get away
Were goin crazy and were goin today
Here we go
Spamming all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-like it
Here we go
Spamming all over the world

Im gonna tell your mama what youre gonna do
So come on out with your dancing shoes
Here we go
Spamming all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-like it
Here we go
Spamming all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-like it
Here we go
Spamming all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-like it
Here we go
Spamming all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-like it
Here we go
Spamming all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-like it
Here we go
Spamming all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-like it
Here we go
Spamming all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-like it
Here we go
Spamming all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-like it
Here we go
Spamming all over the world
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Postby Rafa D » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:16 pm

For those of us in the Harry Potter fandom, the standard one to two (or even three, in the case of Order of the Phoenix) year waiting period between installments is typically marked by an increasing hunger for everything Harry Potter, and a never-ending search for any and all information related to the next book. This is especially true now as we await the final installment in the series. While there are many questions to be answered, and even more loose ends to be tied up, there are some details we actually do know, and others that we can infer.

We'll start with what is likely to happen based on statements made by Harry and routines established in previous books.

According to Harry, he will return to the Dursley's one last time for a "short visit" (p. 650 HBP, American Edition).
After the visit, Harry plans on returning to Godric's Hollow and visiting his parents' graves (p. 651).
Harry plans to begin tracking down the remaining Horcruxes after his visit to Godric's Hollow (p. 651).
Ron and Hermione plan on accompanying Harry to the Dursley's and going with him wherever he goes from there (p. 651 HBP). What cool friends!
Harry will turn 17 on July 31, becoming an adult in the wizarding world. This means that he will be able to perform magic outside of school and Apparate...legally. Unfortunately, coming of age also means that the protection left by his mother will wear off, but Voldemort was finding a number of ways around this enchantment anyhow, so Harry probably won't be in tears over it.
Thankfully, Harry himself isn't the only source of information regarding what is to happen in book seven. J.K. Rowling has been doing interviews for years in which she often references events to come in the Harry Potter world. Likewise, we've been obsessively tracking them for years trying to figure out which quotes pertain to which books. Sometimes, she comes right out and tells us "this will be in book four" or "this will be in book six," and other times she's far more ambiguous, but now that there is only one book left, it's pretty clear that some of her quotations (those that did not apply to any of the six previous books) must be concerning book 7.

Here is a list of things we know, things that are likely to happen, and things that are not likely or won't happen based on statements by J.K. Rowling.

What we know will happen:

We will find out what Dudley saw in Order of the Phoenix when he was attacked by the dementor.
We will find out the true identity of R.A.B., though most fans are quite sure it's Sirius's brother, Regulus.
We will see Viktor Krum again.
We will find out a little bit more about Harry's Grandparents.
We will find out what happened to Sirius' flying motorcycle, "but the real sleuths among us might be able to guess." Care to hazard a guess?
Wormtail's life debt to Harry will come into play, somehow.
We will find out what Lily and James did for a living. This piece of information is "important to a later plot." Possibly something Harry finds out during his visit to Godric's Hollow?
The shroud that surrounds Snape will fall and we will see where his loyalties truly lie.
One of Harry's classmates will go on to become a teacher, but it isn't "maybe the one you think, hint, hint, hint," and it isn't Ron, either. Our guess is Neville, but we'll see!
We will find out something extremely important about Lily and James and it will have a direct effect on what Harry has to do. And no, conspiracy theorists, it's not that they were actually both working for Voldemort, an idea that sickened Ms. Rowling (see below).
We will see Dolores Umbridge again.
We will see Rita Skeeter again. At the Edinburgh Book Festival, Rowling had this to say: "I actually quite like Rita. She is loathsome - morally, she's horrible - but I can't help admiring her toughness. She is very determined to do the job and there is something quite engaging about that. There is more to come on Rita."
The last word of the book is "scar," though that may change with future edits.
We will find out something "incredibly important" about Lily Potter.
Harry's eye color will come into play. Also, JKR said that "he has his mother's eyes and that's very important in a future book."
There is "more to the Sorting Hat" than what was presented in the first six books; we will "find out what it becomes" in book seven.
Although Aunt Petunia is neither a witch nor a Squib, "there is a little bit more to her than meets the eye," and we will find out what that is.
According to Jo, "one character got a reprieve, but I have to say two die that I didn't intend to die. A price has to be paid. We are dealing with pure evil. They don't target the extras, do they? They go for the main characters, or I do."
What we know might be true, or is likely to happen:

It is likely we will see the two-way mirror again.
We may see Sirius again, but we do not know what form it will be in.
"There is a character who does manage in desperate circumstances to do magic quite late in life, may perform magic in desperate circumstances." We know it's not Petunia (see below)...so, who is it?
Book seven is predicted to be smaller than Order of the Phoenix. (JKRowling.com Feb. 28, 2006 diary entry)
If Hogwarts reopens, yet another new teacher will take up the Defense Against the Dark Arts post; perhaps for as long as Professor Merrythought, assuming Harry vanquishes Voldemort.
Fawkes will likely play a vital role in book 7.
Harry "might get a different pet."
What we know is not likely to happen:

Harry will not become a Hogwarts Headmaster.
What will not happen:

Snape will not be revealed to be a vampire.
Voldemort will not be revealed to be Harry's, or any other character's, father. That's just sadistic.
Draco and Hermione will not end up together, nor will they ever, in their wildest, most twisted dreams, even consider it.
Aunt Petunia will not perform magic, because she is not a witch, nor will she ever be.
Lupin will not reoccupy his role as Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
Wormtail will not use his silver hand to kill Lupin.
The Sorting Hat is not a Horcrux.
Neither Crookshanks nor Mrs. Norris is an Animagus.
Harry is not a Metamorphmagus.
Neither Dumbledore, nor any other character in the series, is another character who has come back from the future. If you remember, JKR cleverly wrote in Half-Blood Prince that in the Department of Mysteries skirmish in book five, all of the Ministry's Time Turners were destroyed, proving wrong the ridiculously complicated time-travel theories out there.
Luna is not Snape's daughter.
Nicolas Flamel will not teach potions at Hogwarts. He died, remember?
Luna and Neville will not become a couple...what a shame!
Harry is not related to Dumbledore.
Lily Potter is not alive, and she never was a Death Eater.
Neville is not Peter Pettigrew's son. Just because neither of them have won Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award five times in a row doesn't mean they're related! Really, now...
Lupin is not a twin.
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:47 pm

You wouldent be roberts if you were serious

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Postby Smeg » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:51 pm

Ciggy wrote:Smeg  :laugh:

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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:52 pm

Smegma, a transliteration of the Greek word σμήγμα for soap, is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, moisture, and bacteria that can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the female vulva area, with a characteristic strong odor and taste.

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