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by **account deleted by request** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:49 am

Dawsons first visit to the dog and Gorilla :-

Dawson walked into the Dog and Gorilla and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, expecting to see some London sissy.

Woof looked up and said, “You ain’t from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?“

Dawson said, “I’m from London.”

Woof asked, “What the heck you do in London?”

Dawson responded, “I’m a taxidermist.”

Woof asked, “Now just what the fck is a taxidermist?”

Dawson said nervously, “I mount animals.”

Woof grinned and shouted out to the whole bar, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”

by **Judge** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:29 am

i was gonna say good morning, until i saw the terrible ordeal faced by ciggy.

hope you are not to shaken.

I'd get a posse, as no one in the police will do anything to immigrants, they seem to have a free for all in this country. Well, they do in leeds anyway :angry:

by **dawson99** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:55 pm

castrate and kill em all

just glad ur alright lynds babes

by **Ciggy** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:07 pm

Thanx for the support everyone, Ill have to be more careful in future. Im alright now last night shook me really bad.

by **dawson99** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:17 pm

u shouldnt need to be careful. u didnt do anything wrong.
f*ck em. dont change what you do for anyone like that.
and u know we all got your back babes

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:16 pm

Ciggy wrote:Thanx for the support everyone, Ill have to be more careful in future. Im alright now last night shook me really bad.

I think you have to be careful these days Ciggy, although I know you shouldnt have to. These T0ssers dont seem to give a fck about anything or anybody. Glad to hear you are getting over it cos it must have been a frightening experience.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:59 am

This country is going down the pan. :no

by **Judge** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:42 am

its been doing that since the 60's lando

morning all etc

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:48 am

Guten morgan mien herr judge

by **Judge** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:04 am

salam alay koom s@int

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:39 am

s@int wrote:Dawsons first visit to the dog and Gorilla :-

Dawson walked into the Dog and Gorilla and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, expecting to see some London sissy.

Woof looked up and said, “You ain’t from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?“

Dawson said, “I’m from London.”

Woof asked, “What the heck you do in London?”

Dawson responded, “I’m a taxidermist.”

Woof asked, “Now just what the fck is a taxidermist?”

Dawson said nervously, “I mount animals.”

Woof grinned and shouted out to the whole bar, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”

genius!

morning all

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:41 am

bringing in new polls, who was it?

judge?
roberts?
lando?
someone else?

maybe 2520 as a payback for yesterday?

hmmm, its annoying tho

by **Judge** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:50 am

dawson99 wrote:bringing in new polls, who was it?

judge?
roberts?
lando?
someone else?

maybe 2520 as a payback for yesterday?

hmmm, its annoying tho

new polls??

why have you mentioned me ?

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:53 am

because... i think it might have been u

by **Judge** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:56 am

listen dawsonio, i post as judge, monday to friday during office hours, never at a weekend, nor in the evening.

thats it

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