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by 82-1074641017 » Sun May 14, 2006 1:50 am

Their dad used to tape all the 10 minute previews off Television X and had the cheek to call it a boss porno      

by 112-1077774096 » Sun May 14, 2006 1:51 am

by 82-1074641017 » Sun May 14, 2006 1:53 am

peewee wrote:ive got cousins in liverpool called the lowry's. where do your lowrys live?

Im not telling you that, he will know where its come from

by 112-1077774096 » Sun May 14, 2006 1:56 am

by 82-1074641017 » Sun May 14, 2006 1:57 am

peewee wrote:my cousins are 4 brothers

Do they have a 24 year old nephew who went to Spain for 2 weeks with only his nans £100 Ciggy money to his name?

by 112-1077774096 » Sun May 14, 2006 2:02 am

by 82-1074641017 » Sun May 14, 2006 2:04 am

funny thing was he came back with no ciggies and his nan kicked him out    

by 82-1074641017 » Wed May 17, 2006 11:47 pm

I didnt know this until tonight but in my work, the mate Ive got whose surname is Lowry, the girls on the nightstaff used to call him 'Lousy'
And Lousys cousin Sh1ttyarse(yes the one who always needs to poo or vomits everytime we go out) hates Lousy because Lousy tried and failed(yet again!) to get into Sh1ttyarses ex bird while Sh1ttyarse was with her at the time, Sh1ttyarse was going to punch his head in at first and Lousy had to go into temporary exile
Eventually Sh1ttyarse seen the funny side to it and in the Krazyhouse urinals the p1ssbasins were full and Lousy was in the bog having a p1ss and Sh1ttyarse couldnt wait so he pissed down Lousys back
Lousy was too drunk to notice and left the bogs and started dancing the night away smelling of piss, all the girls were avoiding him, but mind due whats new