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Postby thegreedo » Fri May 12, 2006 10:49 am

andy_g wrote:exam doesn't have a capital 'e' - you failed.

lmao :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Fri May 12, 2006 10:54 am

andy_g wrote:rum, sodomy and out on the lash then. same old same old, eh dawsonionionionio?

same old same old andy gee gee gee
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Postby Woollyback » Fri May 12, 2006 11:20 am

can i just have the rum without the sodomy & lash bits?
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Postby dawson99 » Fri May 12, 2006 11:22 am

how dare u even ask that!!!

ok, no sodomy, but the lash has to be there, this is a proper establishment
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Postby Woollyback » Fri May 12, 2006 11:53 am

ok but only if it's one of the foxy pirate barmaids doing the lashing :oh: 

the sodomy bit is best left to judge i reckon :D
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Postby dawson99 » Fri May 12, 2006 11:55 am

oh dear, on the lash means to consume many units of alcohol!
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Postby The Red Baron » Fri May 12, 2006 11:57 am

Yo Ho Ho me harties,did someone mention Rum
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Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.Stuff you pay good money for later in llife
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Postby Honolulu Bob » Fri May 12, 2006 12:06 pm

Arrrrrr.......shiver me timbers ya chumbuckets!!
Tis good ta be a pirate an' no mistake!!  :D  :pirate

Especially if there's horny piratin' barmaids about!  :shifty  :devil:
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Postby The Red Baron » Fri May 12, 2006 12:32 pm

Sh!t myself then my eyes went all blured,Id put my tarts glasses on :D
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Postby andy_g » Fri May 12, 2006 12:51 pm

you have special glasses for looking at cakes??
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Postby Cool Hand Luke » Fri May 12, 2006 7:32 pm

What happened to harshipmates?
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Postby Woollyback » Fri May 12, 2006 11:42 pm

he walked bob's plank
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Postby Ciggy » Sat May 13, 2006 12:23 am

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Postby Woollyback » Sat May 13, 2006 12:26 am

looks a bit wobbly and unsafe to me, you want one of these:



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built to last......
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Sat May 13, 2006 12:27 am

Honolulu Bob wrote:Arrrrrr.......shiver me timbers ya chumbuckets!!
Tis good ta be a pirate an' no mistake!!  :D  :pirate

Especially if there's horny piratin' barmaids about!  :shifty  :devil:

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You know when you are reading through the posts on here?  Whenever I read Honolulu Bob's posts, my mind's voice always sounds like Captain Fucking Birdseye's voice, going "Arrrrrrrrrrrrr" and stuff like that.  A trick is being played by your mind.  Why is that?  Anyone care to enlighten me?

Bob, do you sound like Captain Birdseye in real life?  Or the little pirate off Swiss Family Robinson?  Captain Haddock even?

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