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by **Ciggy** » Fri May 05, 2006 10:08 pm

That little blonde terror of mine dissappeared for two hours tonight and I could'nt find him anywhere, I had the street out in force searching I was about to ring the police when he all of a sudden appeared on the feckin swing :angry:

He'd been in some kids house 3 streets away and didnt even know them.
God help me :sniffle

by **supersub** » Fri May 05, 2006 10:13 pm

kids......who would have 'em....must be barmy........mad..yep it's a mad,mad,mad,mad,mad world.....I love the little devils..my 4 are up in bed at last! :veryangry

by **Ciggy** » Fri May 05, 2006 10:21 pm

Tell me about it, he's just took the knock on the couch Im not goin to bed this early with him, Ive got a hedgehog in the garden he tried to be dead nice about it creepin sayin mum isnt our hedgehog lovely so that I didnt hit him cause I could'nt find him. :angry:

by **Woollyback** » Sat May 06, 2006 12:06 am

kids grrrrrrrr :angry:

i've had to ban my little girl from watching her fireman sam dvd today cos she's been a naughty little fecker :sniffle

it's the only punishment she knows :laugh:

by **Ciggy** » Sat May 06, 2006 12:17 am

Creepin b@stard I was cryin me eyes out thinkin a peado had taken him, he said after the hedgehog was lovely whos the best football player, I screamed I dunoooooooooooooo get to feckin bed

You ever ever ever feckin do that to me again, but mum. shurrup but mum, dont you ever do that again.
Serious problems he's just turned 7 I spent 140pound on footie boots and tranies yesterday :sniffle

I would'nt mind but he's a sh.,ite footballer said he wants to be a goalie err ok he runs like a spider :laugh:

by **Feeney** » Sat May 06, 2006 1:04 am

Ciggy wrote:Serious problems he's just turned 7 I spent 140pound on footie boots and tranies yesterday I would'nt mind but he's a sh.,ite footballer said he wants to be a goalie err ok he runs like a spider

LMFAO but not at your lad Ciggy, just what you said.... runs like a spider, i'm cryin here

by **Ciggy** » Sat May 06, 2006 1:24 am

Actually a spiders quicker honest he's sh.ite there goes all my hopes and dreams of My son ever playing for Liverpool :down:

He's totally cr@p his legs get tangled when he tries to kick the ball feckin awful. he's got big white legs like Crouch but not as long yet thank feck

by **Feeney** » Sat May 06, 2006 1:42 am

Ciggy wrote:Actually a spiders quicker honest he's sh.ite there goes all my hopes and dreams of My son ever playing for Liverpool He's totally cr@p his legs get tangled when he tries to kick the ball feckin awful. he's got big white legs like Crouch but not as long yet thank feck

Bless him, I hope you don't tell him that, you'll give him a complex!

I suppose it's better than being the great white hope I suppose, my nephew (aged 7) is a bit good n my relatives are pushin n pushin n I feel sorry for the kid, he's like my little best mate - he got released by Everton the other week cause he's not big enough n fair play to him, the next day he said "I think if they ever ask me back i'm gonna say no cause they've missed out" - f*ckin 7...! Fair play! :buttrock

by **andy_g** » Sat May 06, 2006 2:02 am

oh dear... i'm only 6 months in and its all so easy. what horrors do i have to look forward too??

by **Ciggy** » Sat May 06, 2006 2:38 am

andy_g wrote:oh dear... i'm only 6 months in and its all so easy. what horrors do i have to look forward too??

Errr goin missin for two hours :sniffle

Immediate thought in head peadofile has stolen my child :sniffle

Welcome to fathger hood Andy :glare:

by **LFCFan4Life** » Sat May 06, 2006 3:17 am

Actually a spiders quicker honest he's sh.ite there goes all my hopes and dreams of My son ever playing for Liverpool He's totally cr@p his legs get tangled when he tries to kick the ball feckin awful. he's got big white legs like Crouch but not as long yet thank feck

FFS he's only 7

by **woof woof !** » Sat May 06, 2006 10:00 am

andy_g wrote:oh dear... i'm only 6 months in and its all so easy. what horrors do i have to look forward too??

You poor sod ,I remember one of mine fancying himself as a sparks , stuck a screwdriver into a wall socket ...with predictable singed results ....... how we laughed (several days later

)

Thankfully they've all grown and flown the nest long ago .

by **dawson99** » Sat May 06, 2006 1:05 pm

aftnoon all!!!

by **taff** » Sat May 06, 2006 1:26 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
andy_g wrote:oh dear... i'm only 6 months in and its all so easy. what horrors do i have to look forward too??

You poor sod ,I remember one of mine fancying himself as a sparks , stuck a screwdriver into a wall socket ...with predictable singed results ....... how we laughed (several days later )

Thankfully they've all grown and flown the nest long ago .

My nephew is an Arsenal fan :angry:

Me and my brothers are gutted weve even got him signed shirts and trips to Anfield. He's also into Greenday and Ive got to sit with him and help him work out the chords in the songs

He's lucky he's family

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:55 am

People often say to me "what are you doing in my garden"?

Whats that about peewee?

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