by stew_the_red » Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:27 pm
I am the greatest person this earth has ever seen, I am the greatest footballer ever, I know more than Fergie, Wenger, Mourinho and Benitez put together. And Gerard Houllier is my idol, I would like to lick Marmite off his hairy nipples.
I played against Dean Ashton and bummed Carlton Parmer, so that means the no one can disagree with me, and if they do I will lay into their ball bag with a rusty saw.
P.S. Get a clue lad.