An english subsidary of a russian mafia syndicate
If we don't win the title we will steal it.
2. Chelski
What English Premier league club chelsea have become known as since Roman Abramovich, a russian valued at over £7,000,000,000 took them over and gave them £100,000,000 to buy players over the summer of 2003.
Vee go to lundoon tu si chelski play fore vee get the drunk.
3. Chelski
Shitty Premiership club from London,owned by a russian mafia boss - Roman Abramovich - which aplauds every their goal like a
´ faggot and pounds Mourinho´s after the matches.Chelski has no history whatsoever.Plays every year with a different squad.The club´s manager is a CHEATING and arrogant nitwit who has no idea of football and threatens UEFA referees.4. Chelski
A Business who claim to play football. Chelski claim to be based in London.
Moscow's richest football club.
"Did you go and watch Chelski on sunday Tom?"
"Nah, there weren't any coaches to Russia"
5. Chelski
The nickname given to Chelsea Football Club since Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich became owner.
Manager Claudio Ranieri had no idea what to do with all the money thrown at him, but since he was sacked and Jose Mourinho became manager they have become Premiership champions in his first season there.
Choice quotes from Urban Dictionary:
The worlds shittest team who are NOT going to win a thing!(the carling cup is not a real trophy)
formally known as Chelsea, now owned by some
up russian. buyin everyone in the world but will not win the premiership6. Chelski
The worlds shittest team who are NOT going to win a thing!(the carling cup is not a real trophy) All they're fans are nothing but glory hunting bas'tards like the wop or pissbag
7. Chelski
formally known as Chelsea, now owned by some
up russian. buyin everyone in the world but will not win the premiership: the best league in the world better than spain.Da, Nyet, i am from
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