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by 82-1074641017 » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:09 pm

by The Ace1983 » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:12 pm

Smell My Cheese... you mother!

by 82-1074641017 » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:16 pm

The Ace1983 wrote:

Smell My Cheese... you mother!

 

'Cooking in Prison'

'Youth hostling with Chris Eubank'

'Monkey Tennis'

 

by The Ace1983 » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:19 pm

Alan Attack

Arm Wrestling with Chaz and Dave

Knowing M.E. Knowing You

by 82-1074641017 » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:21 pm

'Inner street Sumo'

We get the fat people from the inner cities, put them in nappies, and make them fight in a circle we draw on the ground with chalk'

   

by The Ace1983 » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:24 pm

A Partrdge Amongst the Pigeons

"Errrr… Opening sequence: Me in Trafalgar Square feeding the pigeons going 'Oh God!'."

by 82-1074641017 » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:27 pm

'Tony ive just bought a new house, with a Buck Rogers toilet, one yank all gone!!'

     

by The Ace1983 » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:32 pm

by 82-1074641017 » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:39 pm

'Havent you all got programmes to make? Nah youre all at the BBC Gravy Train'

       

by taff » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:43 pm

by The Ace1983 » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:43 pm

Alan's facts of the day:

"Crabsticks" do not actually contain any crab and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them "Crab flavoured sticks".

Most corn flakes come from the U.S.A.

by 82-1074641017 » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:46 pm

'I wouldnt eat one of your tomatoes if It come up and said Eat Me, which isnt unlikely considering all the rubbish you stick in em!'