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by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:26 pm

what yer havin from the chippy woof ? i'm starving !!!

by **woof woof !** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:28 pm

RADICAL THINKER & SCIENTIST Dr Rupert Clambake in his book DOGS THAT KNOW WHEN THEIR OWNERS ARE COMING HOME, (translated into Portuguese and published in Brazil by Objetiva). Provides futher evidence of WOOFS UNCANNY ABILITY to avoid being flagged off side .

"The many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics is just one of several ways of trying to deal with the entirely fantastical way WOOF SUDDENLY POPS UP IN THE BOX .My research suggests that WOOF morphs into a parallel universe ,ghosting past officials and opposing players before reappearing with the ball at his feet .Strangely enough, some referee's who are quite happy to accept the many worlds interpretation without any evidence at all are deeply opposed to WOOFS phenomenal abillty and flag him off side when technically he isn't .

by **woof woof !** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:30 pm

Igor Zidane wrote:what yer havin from the chippy woof ? i'm starving !!!

The Classic .

COD AND CHIPS (maybe with some mushy peas ) mmmmmmm

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:32 pm

B@stards them refs ace.

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:33 pm

With or without bread and butter and hp sauce ace.

by **woof woof !** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:35 pm

With bread and butter , no HP sauce , I developed a taste for Hellmans mayonaise on my chips .

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:07 pm

Yeh mayo on chips is nice, but i don't know if it goes with mushy peas. Any way i'm havin cheese and onion crisp butties Mmmmmmm.

by **andy_g** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:10 pm

The idea that the eukaryotic doggy offside trap is actually a colony of microbes was first suggested in the 1920s by American biologist Ivan Wallin (Fausto-Sterling 1993). The originator of the modern version of the D.O.T is biologist Lynn Margulis. In 1981, Margulis published the first edition of her book entitled Symbiosis in Cell Evolution in which she proposed that eukaryotic cell offside traps would infallibly trap canine goal hangers originating as communities of interacting entities that joined together in a specific offside order. With time, the members of this union became the organelles of a single host (Margulis 1993) that would regularly pick up on canine goal hangers drifting into offside positions. The organelle progenitors could have gained entry into a host cell as undigested prey or as an internal parasite and dangle out a paw before suddenly retracting it, shrugging their canine shoulders and smirking guiltily after which the combination became mutually beneficial to both organismsand less dodgy doggy goals were scored. As the organisms became more interdependent, an obligatory symbiosis evolved.

by **Woollyback** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:43 pm

but was he interfering with play?

from my point of view sitting on yer @rse and licking your bollox whilst howling at the moon does not necessarily constitute interfering with play

by **Woollyback** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:49 pm

but i only got 10/20 in the senses test so what do i know?

by **taff** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:13 pm

woof woof ! wrote:With bread and butter , no HP sauce , I developed a taste for Hellmans mayonaise on my chips .

Im with Igor Zidan on this, mayo class but with Mushy peas, I hope you pulled it off Woof, if anyone can you de man

BTW When I lived in London you couldnt get gravy and chips. Is this still the case

by **taff** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:14 pm

andy_g wrote:The idea that the eukaryotic doggy offside trap is actually a colony of microbes was first suggested in the 1920s by American biologist Ivan Wallin (Fausto-Sterling 1993). The originator of the modern version of the D.O.T is biologist Lynn Margulis. In 1981, Margulis published the first edition of her book entitled Symbiosis in Cell Evolution in which she proposed that eukaryotic cell offside traps would infallibly trap canine goal hangers originating as communities of interacting entities that joined together in a specific offside order. With time, the members of this union became the organelles of a single host (Margulis 1993) that would regularly pick up on canine goal hangers drifting into offside positions. The organelle progenitors could have gained entry into a host cell as undigested prey or as an internal parasite [b]and dangle out a paw before suddenly retracting it, shrugging their canine shoulders and smirking guiltily[b/] after which the combination became mutually beneficial to both organisms[and less dodgy doggy goals were scored[b/]. As the organisms became more interdependent, an obligatory symbiosis evolved.

For one awful moment I thought you were discussing football in the real world

by **taff** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:16 pm

thecatsmeow wrote:Just thought I would let you guys know I wont be posting on this site any more...i may carry on reading but i doubt it ... Im fed up of been slated by you halfwits for seeing things as they are instead ...of your rose tinted glasses ...god help Liverpool Fc if we have fans like you..people who are prepared to put up with medicority ..half hearted players ...half hearted fans,,,someone in another thread said im probably upset that we have not signed Zidane, Figo etc ...im not upset im furious Liverpool is the best club in the world why shouldnt we go after the best players..why dont you wake up and smell the coffee we aint gonna win the premiership with this bunch... now you can all say what u like about me ..but at the first game at anfield i will be there singing just as loud as any of you hoping and praying that im wrong......................................As for mistyred your just a pedo who has to pm me cos you have not the balls to post in main room cos everyone will see what a small minded t**t you are ...good nite gentlemen and good luck for the new season

Just in case anyone was wondering what this thread was about

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:17 pm

or curry and chips ace , there all philistiens down that way.(apologies for the spelling as usual.)

by **taff** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:17 pm

Guest wrote:Its not because he hasn't got the balls, its because he does things privately.

Also, we don't give a ******... you're right about hustler but you sound just like him, you won't be missed. Goodbye.

Stu the Red with the first Real World reply

The only other time he posted in here was after he got laid

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