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by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:38 pm

throw in to the real world, taken by judge, who throws it underarm like a girl

by **Judge** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:39 pm

dawson99 wrote:throw in to the real world, taken by judge, who throws it underarm like a girl

which is snatched by the ''bedsit in harrow pussy boy'' dawson

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:40 pm

how u know my nickname.. dawson gives the ball back to judge who throws the ball in magestically to taff who passes it back to judge who crosses the ball in and...

by **Judge** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:47 pm

dawson99 wrote:how u know my nickname.. dawson gives the ball back to judge who throws the ball in magestically to taff who passes it back to judge who crosses the ball in and...

dummies the opposition, slips a sublime pass to dawson in the penalty area (he is well onside btw).......

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:50 pm

who flicks the ball over his head and with his left foot turns around the keeper but still passes the ball back to...

by **Judge** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:57 pm

taff, who was daydreaming as usual...

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:57 pm

oh silly taff the crowd all chant

by **Judge** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:58 pm

dawson99 wrote:oh silly taff the crowd all chant

and start throwing tetties, yorkshire puds and brown sauce at his large flat head

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:01 pm

dawson lokos around, wondering what a tettie is again, but then decides to have a drink, can half time get called so i can do some work?

gonna go sit in the natalie portman stand for a bit

by **Judge** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:08 pm

dawson99 wrote:dawson lokos around, wondering what a tettie is again, but then decides to have a drink, can half time get called so i can do some work?
gonna go sit in the natalie portman stand for a bit

suddenly a tettie hits dawson, and someone from the crowd shouts ''thats a tettie you thick fuck''

dawson then realises what they are....

by **hawkmoon269** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:09 pm

It's a large capacity stand then - The Big Hussy Stand

by **Judge** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:10 pm

dawson always felt he was a hussy, and duly sat down....

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:16 pm

tetties are moulded breasts!!!!

by **babu** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:18 pm

B-yatch.

needed to type that for some reason.

by **Woollyback** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:46 pm

woolly is pleased to report that natalie portman is sat on his end.

yes, she's taken up her seat in the zebra street end, home of the world-renowned crew "the realworld ruffians" comprising of stu the red, an violent offender quite partial to battering people with a police truncheon, leon the man who made giant haystacks wet his pants, buckfast barry the snarling tramp and of course judge, of the gay mafia fame. rather than dish out punishment beatings judge (or "mary" as he likes to be called at work) and his boys come round your house and criticize your choice of curtain fabric until you cry like a girl :wwww

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