Liverpool FC Forum

by Judge » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:25 am

suddenly judge shoots taff and dawson with a 12 bore for talking bollox , but they manage to dodge all 1200 pellets somehow.

the two pellet thieves make there way down the touch line, with ample tetties shoved down their pants, so they can feel like linford chrisities poodle, and proceed to tackle roberts

ooh, this looks bad

by taff » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:26 am

by taff » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:26 am

I dont get it

by dawson99 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:30 am

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by Judge » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:30 am

taff wrote:

I dont get it

Tek them thar tetties outta yo pants, then you'll get it 

by Judge » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:31 am

dawson99 wrote:linford christie has a poodle?

i dont want a tetleys down my pants!!!

the one he keeps in his shorts (as said by del boy on one of his classic only fools sketches) 

btw, taff's thick 

by dawson99 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:32 am

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by taff » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:37 am

by hawkmoon269 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:39 am

by dawson99 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:40 am

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by hawkmoon269 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:40 am

by dawson99 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:41 am

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by hawkmoon269 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:43 am

by taff » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:45 am

by hawkmoon269 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:45 am

Anyone fancy writing a tender for me?  I just can't seem to muster the enthusism to start it - it's not even as if I can use my last one - b0ll0x to that!  And it's to be in on Monday!  b0ll0x....b0ll0x....b0ll0x....

Have I ranted enough yet!