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Woollyback wrote:

taff wrote:

Woollyback wrote:anybody know what's in a harvey wallbanger?

Vodka
orange juice
and that odd sounding thing that nobody ever has in their house. Is it Gallileo or something like that

Why not hire a cocktail barman for your next party. Excessive but it will impress the neighbours

Or get one of your mates to pretend to be a cocktail barman and anything he doesnt know just ridicule the guests for being behind the fashion and give them whatever cocktail you know how to make instead

galliano


here's another one to impress the peasants: angostura bitters, used in all sorts of drinks incuding a pink gin if you're "of the judge persuasion". also makes a very nice cold soft-drink if you bung a few drops in a glass of lemonade.

i've no idea why i asked about the harvey wallbanger btw, it just crossed my mind for no apparent reason

 

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bastard 

stmichael wrote:just 19 pages left until i lock this thread

damn klinks     

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IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY


>
> >Artery......................... The study of paintings
> >
> >Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
> >
> >Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die
> >
> >Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight
> >
> >Caesarean Section........A neighbourhood in Rome
> >
> >Catscan........................Searching for Kitty
> >
> >Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her
> >
> >Colic........................... A sheep dog
> >
> >Coma...........................A punctuation mark
> >
> >Dilate......................... To live long
> >
> >Enema.......................... Not a friend
> >
> >Fester......................... Quicker than someone else
> >
> >Fibula......................... A small lie
> >
> >Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known
> >
> >Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work
> >
> >Medical Staff................. A Doctor's cane
> >
> >Morbid......................... A higher offer
> >
> >Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates
> >
> >Node........................... I knew it
> >
> >Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
> >
> >Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis
> >
> >Post Operative................. A letter carrier
> >
> >Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery
> >
> >Rectum......................... Nearly killed him
> >
> >Secretion...................... Hiding something
> >
> >Seizure........................ Roman emperor
> >
> >Tablet......................... A small table
> >
> >Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport
> >
> >Tumour..........................One plus one more
> >
> >Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out
> >
> >2 x Condoms................To be sure, to be sure


NB: please be assured this is not meant to offend our irish brethren

stmichael wrote:just 19 pages left until i lock this thread

  About time .

babu wrote:I think i just had a pointless dicussion with LPA massquerading as RusselStreetRed.

Judge wrote:

babu wrote:I think i just had a pointless dicussion with LPA massquerading as RusselStreetRed.

i thought he was pureso ??