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by **Woollyback** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:37 pm

he shoots......

by **Woollyback** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:38 pm

he scores......!

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaal

by **Mikz** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:43 pm

Complete waste of money! Would it not be better pulling one closer to home ,instead of doing a Gary Glitter to the land of perves :;):

by **woof woof !** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:47 pm

Well PeeWee there's agents and agents ,

Fly WTF airlines .

by **Judge** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:57 pm

are your flights cheaper woof??

by **woof woof !** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:03 pm

Woollyback wrote:LBFM's

i've just booked my 2nd holiday of the year, a week in portugal but i now need to know how can i get the missus to go there and for me to go to the philipines without her noticing?

Talk her into visiting her parents for a week , tell her you'll miss her but to ease the pain/boredom etc you might nip over to Belgium to visit and old mate . Take the next available flight to Manilla .

by **woof woof !** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:10 pm

Mikz wrote: Complete waste of money! Would it not be better pulling one closer to home ,instead of doing a Gary Glitter to the land of perves

Yeah , and you can get a Chinese takeaway down the road . But would'nt you prefer one IN CHINA ?

And less of the Gary Glitter references if you don't mind . Me and some mates kicked the sh*t out of that pervert in Phuket long before the authorities got on to him .

by **Judge** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:37 pm

Patient dies in cigarette fireball Tuesday April 18 AP press

Patients have spoken of their shock after a man being treated in hospital with a flammable gel for a skin condition died after being engulfed in flames as he lit a cigarette.

The 60-year-old was thought to be having a cigarette on a fire escape near his ward at Doncaster Royal Infirmary in South Yorkshire when the tragedy happened yesterday.

He was taken to the Northern General Hospital in Sheffield with serious burns but later died from his injuries.

Margaret Eastwood, who was attending with her husband Colin, said she was horrified.

"He should never have been allowed to have a cigarette. Hospitals are meant to be no smoking but why was he allowed to have a cigarette? I hope there is a thorough investigation. It sounds horrendous."

It is understood that hospital staff followed the correct procedures and the incident was being treated as a tragic accident. An investigation has been launched.

Nigel Clifton, chief executive of Doncaster and Bassetlaw Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust, said: "This is a most tragic event. Our hearts go out to his family."

A spokesman for South Yorkshire Police said: "A 60-year-old-male patient sustained fatal injuries after being involved in a fire at Doncaster Royal Infirmary.

"An investigation has taken place, there appears to be no suspicious circumstances. A report will be prepared for the coroner."

A spokeswoman for the trust added: "An investigation has been launched. Counselling will be made available to staff, patients and family members if required."

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poor sod

by **Woollyback** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:50 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Woollyback wrote:LBFM's

i've just booked my 2nd holiday of the year, a week in portugal but i now need to know how can i get the missus to go there and for me to go to the philipines without her noticing?

Talk her into visiting her parents for a week , tell her you'll miss her but to ease the pain/boredom etc you might nip over to Belgium to visit and old mate . Take the next available flight to Manilla .

the belgium thing sounds convincing but not sure how i'll get her to stay at her parents for a week bearing in mind they live 5 minutes walk away

i'm thinking out loud here.... woolly's next business venture: mail order LBFM's, next day delivery

by **woof woof !** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:58 pm

Woollyback wrote:the belgium thing sounds convincing but not sure how i'll get her to stay at her parents for a week bearing in mind they live 5 minutes walk away

If you've got the right insurance you could always set fire to yyour flat .

Where there's a will there's a way .

by **Mikz** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:14 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Mikz wrote::laugh: Complete waste of money! Would it not be better pulling one closer to home ,instead of doing a Gary Glitter to the land of perves

Yeah , and you can get a Chinese takeaway down the road . But would'nt you prefer one IN CHINA ?

And less of the Gary Glitter references if you don't mind . Me and some mates kicked the sh*t out of that pervert in Phuket long before the authorities got on to him .

Good for you woofy. Didnt do a good enough job -hes still breathing!

:;):

Nah -I really wouldnt care much for China -should I?

The Great Wall -yahayy!! Fly down it on a bmx

As for Manila -thats Gary Glitter land alright -wouldnt be seen dead in the place without a disguise :laugh:

Its hardly California like is it?

by **Woollyback** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:25 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Woollyback wrote:the belgium thing sounds convincing but not sure how i'll get her to stay at her parents for a week bearing in mind they live 5 minutes walk away

If you've got the right insurance you could always set fire to yyour flat .

Where there's a will there's a way .

the words "richard hillman" spring to mind

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:38 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Thailand is famed for it's "pleasure industry"

OH YEAH!!!!!!! :wwww

Edit: I mean, seriously, didn't even notice. Rubbish place, I'll never go back there!!!

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:46 pm

woof woof ! wrote:They certainly can clean , in their own special way .

I've been to a gaff like that in Thailand, but the security guards wouldn't let me and the lads take a camera in. We still snuck one in, but then they had words when one of my lads took a photo. The girls don't like it.

They must be boiling in them clothes though, when I was there..........

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:34 pm

If sunderland added the points they had from their last campaign in the premiership(19 points) with there current points(12 points). They would have 31 points and still be in the relagation zone

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