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by **woof woof !** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:08 pm

peewee wrote:i couldnt find any easter eggs out here so i had to settle for a daily milk with a big slag of a prickteaser .

Well , thats one way to spend easter .

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:44 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
peewee wrote:i couldnt find any easter eggs out here so i had to settle for a daily milk with a big slag of a prickteaser .

Well , thats one way to spend easter .

so you must have met my bird when you lived here

by **Judge** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:48 pm

peewee wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
peewee wrote:i couldnt find any easter eggs out here so i had to settle for a daily milk with a big slag of a prickteaser .

Well , thats one way to spend easter .

so you must have met my bird when you lived here

weve all met your bird mate

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:53 pm

Judge wrote:
peewee wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
peewee wrote:i couldnt find any easter eggs out here so i had to settle for a daily milk with a big slag of a prickteaser .

Well , thats one way to spend easter .

so you must have met my bird when you lived here

weve all met your bird mate

yeah in your dreams

by **Judge** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:56 pm

peewee wrote:
Judge wrote:
peewee wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
peewee wrote:i couldnt find any easter eggs out here so i had to settle for a daily milk with a big slag of a prickteaser .

Well , thats one way to spend easter .

so you must have met my bird when you lived here

weve all met your bird mate

yeah in your dreams

actually, she's a thriving business women, so i applied for a job with her firm, but she said i'd have to do a ''week in hand'', so i replied ''no problem baby, get pulling it''

she duly obliged - she's a nice women

by **woof woof !** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:25 pm

Anybody been to the Phillipines ?

by **Judge** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:35 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Anybody been to the Phillipines ?

please dont tell me they are men :suspect:

by **woof woof !** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:57 pm

No Judge , you can rest easy .

Thailand is famed for it's "pleasure industry" , the Phillipines have a comparable one although not as high profile . For those suddenly planning a holiday to the Phillipines ,it's much cheaper than Thailand (which is pretty cheap ) but not too safe for foriegners outside of the large city/towns.

(courtesy of Woofs Travel Files )

" Fly WTF airlines "

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:09 pm

when i was living in KL i would go to the tea dances on a sunday afternoon, basically the filipina maids get sundays off to go to churh as they are staunch catholics, then they go to a bar for the tea dance. basically is a p1ss up in the afternoon, loud music, lots of dancing etc. the dance starts at 2 pm and most maids have to be home for 7 or 8 pm, so you have to get there at 2, have a few bevvies and aim to pull about 4pm (being a white guy makes it easy to pull a filipina, i reckon even judge could pull one as even hunchbacks have been know to pull). the you take them home, give them a portion and they are so great they even tidy the apartment and wash the dishes before they leave, i even had one bake me some cookies for the following week.

ah filipinas, or LBFM as they are know in the expat community (little brown f*cking machines)

by **woof woof !** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:13 pm

They certainly can clean , in their own special way .

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:14 pm

she could probably suck the chrome off that pole

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:15 pm

anyway woof, are you sitting there pulling the pud and reminising

by **woof woof !** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:25 pm

Not quite "pulling the pud" , but I was checking flights to Manilla , (cost £420 - £450 btw

)

Unfortunately the missus has taked me into a trip to Athens end of this month , so no chance of another hol until after the world cup .

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:29 pm

yes woof, those pictures really look like you were on a travel agents site

by **Woollyback** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:36 pm

LBFM's

i've just booked my 2nd holiday of the year, a week in portugal but i now need to know how can i get the missus to go there and for me to go to the philipines without her noticing? :wwww

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