Liverpool FC Forum

by Cool Hand Luke » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:14 pm

i think yes what about you

by woof woof ! » Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:38 am

Can see you're getting desperate there Luke .Ok according to the Umbongo web site (yes there is one)
Um bongo products are:

    * Single 250ml
    * 9 x 250ml cartons (available Tesco ,Waitrose and Asda)
    * NEW 1 litre chilled, in Tropical (available Asda and Waitrose)

by dawson99 » Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:24 am

i downloaded the umbongoring tone from the umbongo website

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by woof woof ! » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:45 pm

by dawson99 » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:00 pm

its a great ring tone.. go to the site and get it i say

ps -im getting drunk tonite

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by Judge » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:36 am

good morning all

by woof woof ! » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:40 am

Ah , the sound of a gavel on old oak rings out again . Mornin' Judge .   

by Judge » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:00 am

PRISON & WORK

IN PRISON ............ You spend the majority of your time in a 10 x 10 cell.

AT WORK ............ You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON ............ You get three meals a day.

AT WORK ............ You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON ............ You get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK ............ You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON ............ The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK ............ You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON ............ You can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK ............ You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON ............ You get your own toilet.

AT WORK ............ You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON ............ They allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK ............ You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON ............ All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

AT WORK ............ You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON ............ You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

AT WORK ............ You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON ............ You must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK ............ They are called managers!



there is some truth in there

by Woollyback » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:56 am

by JBG » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:41 pm

Am I still klink?

by Judge » Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:16 pm

retirement doesnt abstain you from klinkhood

american presidents from the past are still called president, even if they are not in power.

unfortunately, its for life JBG 

by woof woof ! » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:10 pm

 

But let's not forget that whilst "dressed" as a Klink, JBG was in fact all the time working for us . How else d'yer think we got the shovels to dig all those tunnels .                 

by stmichael » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:22 pm

Woollyback wrote:it's even cushier here in camp klink, we get um bongo AND bingo

what, the amazing performing zebras?

here they are in their early days

by Ciggy » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:28 pm

stmichael wrote:

Woollyback wrote:it's even cushier here in camp klink, we get um bongo AND bingo

what, the amazing performing zebras?

here they are in their early days

Superb The Amazing Dancing Zebras 

by Judge » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:31 pm

i almost forgot about those dandy zebras